PITY Party

It's my party & you're ALL invited...

You are cordially invited to my pity party

dress is casual cranky, bring your own gripes & woes

champagne cocktails to catch paltry tears

~self loathing served by the glass only~

games & hors d'oeuvres will be served too

first choice is Amuse-bouche, you get two bites

with your whine and crabby dip

canapes for all the pissing couch potatoes

pigs in a blanket if you got caught

spicy hot wings if you lost the plot 

shrimp toast if you don't have a backbone

fried oysters if your sex life has tanked

tongue toast for those that can't keep a secret

deviled eggs if you don't give a flying fork

fried dumplings if you're full of yourself

crudités if you're stuck with an annoying vegan

the coldest cuts if your heart can't warm up

caviar if you need to sink or shut the fook up

Spanakopita if you're getting it Greek style

Name tags will be issued for all snippy crankypants

Complaints are taken in the order of importance,

cheesy cake will round it all out

if you haven't yet said 'CHEERS' 

that can only mean you're still bitchin' & complainin',

tag, you're it,  you get to clean up this bloody mess

Author's Note

Reviews

[Angi]

Biatch. Don't you know I have my period and a headache. I am out of GD wine and my husband ate the reece cups I had stashed in the frickin freezer. Gaaa. Biatches and their damn pity parties! You know what?! YOU know WHAT?! I flippin' love this poem and that just pisses me the hell off. Carry on and good day. Sheesh. Love, Angi~

[Frieda P]

Haha laughing here, thanks for the shytes & giggles, I'll save you some cheesy cake!

[Angi]

Ha! Love ya lady. But don't quote me on that. I would have to deny you. * raspberries a'comin'* ;P

[Frieda P]

Ha you making a mess again on my thread with those raspberries again, no whine for you, cheese neither! ;-P

[Justaguy]

A nice spread! Cant wait...lol.

[Frieda P]

Thinking of adding a few more items to the menu, what's your problem guy? ;-)

[Justaguy]

I am definitively underappreciated...LOL

[Dye]

Most guys that do nothing usually are. LOL

[Frieda P]

HAHA give it to him....................

[Justaguy]

OUCH!! The pain....THE PAIN!!!!...lol

[Dye]

Ha ha---the truth hurts.

[Frieda P]

You know you can't win guy, you're sandwiched between two joisey girls ;-)

[Justaguy]

yes it does!...lol. The possibility of winning, never crossed my mind...lol

[Dye]

I don't Frieda, what guy wouldn't consider that a win? lol

[Justaguy]

Well, you DO have a point there Dye!...lol

[Frieda P]

Hahaha leave it to Dye!

[Lydia Shutter]

The complaint department is closed and the cellar is downstairs.....I am laughing here. Loved how you ran with the theme. The menu is superb and quite appropos. This line, though, really made me laugh, "Name tags will be issued for all snippy crankypants" Wonderful write, Frieda. Lydi**

[Frieda P]

What you don't own crankypants Lydi? ;-)

[Lydia Shutter]

Nah, they get caught in all the wrong places! :)

[Frieda P]

Hahahha..................now that's not comfy. :-)

[Lydia Shutter]

Nope, not at all! LOL

[s y e]

OMG, I am like so there..... I'm tired and cranky thanks to the hospital and I have a sore tummy, sore foot so I'm whinging a lot..... I'll stay there until the end and clean the mess so I can take my anger and frustration out on the stupid mess....!

Nice write, Frifri - just what I needed to read....

[Frieda P]

Oh you old whinger, you'll fit right in, pull up a chair, I'll get some cheese with that whine....

[s y e]

I'm there... waiting on all you slowcoaches!

[lee von cleef]

Me again I am so glad I can't read, I saw slowroaches,and thought third world problem.

[Frieda P]

Oy vey, no roaches at this party!

[lee von cleef]

(Trella Lyons OMG!! It's Cliff, I knew right away and HOW many years has it been?? Oy vey! I had a crush on him when I was 12-13.. ) you and the same word (almost) but at the same time, strange....

[lee von cleef]

good party i'll wear a hat.

[Frieda P]

Bring whatever you're smoking with you, will ya? haha

[lee von cleef]

Oy vey , cush crush or sourdough ?

[OTownPete]

All this and Leslie Gore, what insufferable grouch could ask for more. Now I'll shut the fork up!!! Your friend in words, Pete

[Frieda P]

Hahaha it's a pity party, you're allowed to whine!

[ANTO]

All this Frieda Picallilly and you can cook too !! I will be in the kitchen at this party...

Fun look at a seriously pandemic problem with hoooomans.
I love a hors derves - in fact any thing belonging to one. (oops gone too far again - aint I?)

X

[Frieda P]

Serious ANTnee, I'm Italiano of course I can cook, and I can whine in Italiano too, I know only the best words...ha

[Tai Ryens]

Why does this remind me vaguely of the government?

[Frieda P]

Hahaha you crack me up Tai.

[William J. Marsh]

That was great. I laughed all the way through, but isn't that so true today. I am a trained chef but it's just a hobby and that was great for a metaphor.

[Frieda P]

Very cool Bill, you may be one of the very few that understood what Amuse-bouche was....

[Baby Ricochet]

I'll come by................

[Frieda P]

Make sure you bring a rant or two with ya..................

[Muse]

And don't forget the wine for all WHINERS!

[Frieda P]

Plenty of whine....the party will never wind down at this rate.

[SyberRose]

Im not getting Greek or any style haa...not even a French kiss...these parties in Hawaii
or called pupu parties...like mumu...maybe someone will give me a jelly belly...ha if nothing else.

[Frieda P]

AWWWH I'm pushing you to the head of the line Rose....ha