PITY Party

PITY Party

A Poem by Frieda P
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It's my party & you're ALL invited...

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You are cordially invited to my pity party
dress is casual cranky, bring your own gripes & woes
champagne cocktails to catch paltry tears
~self loathing served by the glass only~
games & hors d'oeuvres will be served too
first choice is Amuse-bouche, you get two bites
with your whine and crabby dip
canapes for all the pissing couch potatoes
pigs in a blanket if you got caught
spicy hot wings if you lost the plot 
shrimp toast if you don't have a backbone
fried oysters if your sex life has tanked
tongue toast for those that can't keep a secret
deviled eggs if you don't give a flying fork
fried dumplings if you're full of yourself
crudités if you're stuck with an annoying vegan
the coldest cuts if your heart can't warm up
caviar if you need to sink or shut the fook up
Spanakopita if you're getting it Greek style

Name tags will be issued for all snippy crankypants
Complaints are taken in the order of importance,
cheesy cake will round it all out
if you haven't yet said 'CHEERS
that can only mean you're still bitchin' & complainin',
tag, you're it,  you get to clean up this bloody mess


© 2013 Frieda P


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Biatch. Don't you know I have my period and a headache. I am out of GD wine and my husband ate the reece cups I had stashed in the frickin freezer. Gaaa. Biatches and their damn pity parties! You know what?! YOU know WHAT?! I flippin' love this poem and that just pisses me the hell off. Carry on and good day. Sheesh. Love, Angi~

Posted 11 Years Ago


2 of 2 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

11 Years Ago

Haha laughing here, thanks for the shytes & giggles, I'll save you some cheesy cake!
Angi

11 Years Ago

Ha! Love ya lady. But don't quote me on that. I would have to deny you. * raspberries a'comin'* .. read more
Frieda P

11 Years Ago

Ha you making a mess again on my thread with those raspberries again, no whine for you, cheese neith.. read more



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I"m so feeling this. And the song is a great companion too. What really gets me is your kooky little wonderful sense of humor in this. My face was confused. It wanted to be cranky but I was laughing at the same time.!

Posted 11 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

11 Years Ago

Confuzzeled & cranky, sounds familiar..ha, thanks Tam!
I'm in lol As always, made me smile x

Posted 11 Years Ago


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Frieda P

11 Years Ago

Sounds like a plan, don't forget to bring the whine. Thanks Poppy x
Red is here so let the party begin!! I brought barbecue..potato salad and a cake. Screw those little bitty finger foods...geez..a girls got to eat when she's down. Oh yeah I brought my boyfriends...Jack and Jim!! Some one else can bring Jose! Just put biatch on my name tag. Trust me.. ;-pp

Posted 11 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

11 Years Ago

No whinging about Jack & Jim, Jose is already here..hahaha, thanks Red ;-P
tongue toast for those that can't keep a secret

Ha ha a creative piece brilliantly humorous. Enjoyed it :)

Posted 11 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

11 Years Ago

Ha you liked that one eh? Thanks so much :-)
Very creative and funny, I like it. I could have used a pity party yesterday xD
Well done!
I bet this poem would cheer the grouchiest person in the world up.

Posted 11 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Bluefire

11 Years Ago

No problemo :3 Cheers!
Frieda P

11 Years Ago

Lol still partying? ;-)
Bluefire

11 Years Ago

xD Nah, I think I'm over pity partying for now, but I'll stop by next time I get yelled at for screw.. read more
Every time I get back to reading you I smack myself for staying away at all...
You have me smiling on a day I was having my own pity party. Ha.
Why do we do this? It does not help, but dang if it is ever so common.
I hope your not feeling too hung over from the "party" last night. ;)
Great write again!

Posted 11 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

11 Years Ago

I should smack you harder for staying away so long Scott. ;-)
Haha i've got my pajamas and a bottle of Bacardi, let's get this party started!
First one to breakdown gets +5 brownie points, good write gorgeous

Posted 11 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

11 Years Ago

Ha Kee, come as you are, I hope those are 'special' brownies :-)
KeeD

11 Years Ago

Lol it's always Amsterdam in my oven! :D
Frieda P

11 Years Ago

I needed your oven yesterday, mind erasers weren't cutting it.....
Aww... I do know of the things that make you and my other friends here sad... It does make me feel ridiculous, embarrassed even to think of my own issues in comparison. I dunno, maybe I get shrimp toast... But anyway, this was a snarky witty read.. Glad to see a more playful side today...

Posted 11 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

11 Years Ago

Awh Horizon, not the shrimp toast....
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Dye
Ha ha ha....Do I need to RSVP? I hear misery loves company. You will no doubt have a house full hosting this party. Very funny :)

Posted 11 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

11 Years Ago

Not necessary Dye, just wear your crankypants....
Dye

11 Years Ago

Oh- I have to wear pants, forget it. I can't make it. LOL
Frieda P

11 Years Ago

LMAO...........................................
Nice Freida. Sometimes it just needs to be put out there. Needed write and good write.

Posted 11 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

11 Years Ago

I was having a party for one yesterday, I figured why not include the gang.......
Revery

11 Years Ago

Awwww, your so sweet to think of us. ;)

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If you want to know me, read my poetry, it's all in there. I am a mother of three sons (my finest moments) a sister, a survivor and a little bit crazy. I lost my beloved sister to suicide, so you'll.. more..

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