PITY Party

It's my party & you're ALL invited...

You are cordially invited to my pity party

dress is casual cranky, bring your own gripes & woes

champagne cocktails to catch paltry tears

~self loathing served by the glass only~

games & hors d'oeuvres will be served too

first choice is Amuse-bouche, you get two bites

with your whine and crabby dip

canapes for all the pissing couch potatoes

pigs in a blanket if you got caught

spicy hot wings if you lost the plot 

shrimp toast if you don't have a backbone

fried oysters if your sex life has tanked

tongue toast for those that can't keep a secret

deviled eggs if you don't give a flying fork

fried dumplings if you're full of yourself

crudités if you're stuck with an annoying vegan

the coldest cuts if your heart can't warm up

caviar if you need to sink or shut the fook up

Spanakopita if you're getting it Greek style

Name tags will be issued for all snippy crankypants

Complaints are taken in the order of importance,

cheesy cake will round it all out

if you haven't yet said 'CHEERS' 

that can only mean you're still bitchin' & complainin',

tag, you're it,  you get to clean up this bloody mess

Author's Note

Reviews

[Angi]

Biatch. Don't you know I have my period and a headache. I am out of GD wine and my husband ate the reece cups I had stashed in the frickin freezer. Gaaa. Biatches and their damn pity parties! You know what?! YOU know WHAT?! I flippin' love this poem and that just pisses me the hell off. Carry on and good day. Sheesh. Love, Angi~

[Frieda P]

Haha laughing here, thanks for the shytes & giggles, I'll save you some cheesy cake!

[Angi]

Ha! Love ya lady. But don't quote me on that. I would have to deny you. * raspberries a'comin'* ;P

[Frieda P]

Ha you making a mess again on my thread with those raspberries again, no whine for you, cheese neither! ;-P

[Matching Socks]

This had me in giggles. I'll have the deviled eggs and fried dumplings!
:)

[Astro]

Awesome stuff Frieda, had me grinning line after line, with your clever soul food menu. Voila and bon appetit, I'm not just in for a nibble but a big bite of this wit.

[Frieda P]

Haha jazzed you enjoyed my friend, cheesy cake anyone?

[Astro]

Think I'll need a few more choices of that menu. ;)

[Frieda P]

They keep telling me to eat the caviar ;-) ha

[Astro]

Well perhaps better than the Spanakopita. ;)

[Frieda P]

LOL for sure! hahahah

[Yellow Butterfly]

Spanakopita....hahahahahahahahahahaaha now... has your son read this Fp.... this is you at your funniest..

Need you at my parties FP....

ps: Love the song too...

[Frieda P]

Nah I doubt it YB, he always say, 'mom, the only one that's laughing is you'...haha, kids whatcha gonna do? Jazzed you enoyed, thanks muchly!

[Tom]

Sitting here at work all on my lonesome during the early hours of a Sunday morning, I needed something funny to give me a laugh ( & waken me up) and your poem, effervescent in cuisine delights was just what I needed!

Satirically brilliant Frieda, great craic indeed !

[Frieda P]

Ha love that word 'craic'...glad it could lighten up your early morning...thanks Tom!

[Molly McKinney]

This was a good short read. This was clever and the metaphor was just fantastic. I like how you say at the end "Name tags will be issued for all snippy crankypants/Complaints are taken in the order of importance". Probably my favorite lines. I can't wait to read more of your stuff.

[Frieda P]

Thanks for dropping in Molly, jazzed you enjoyed :-)

[scarecrow29]

Some hummus for the dreary and red bull for the weary maybe??

[Frieda P]

Are you complaining already?

[ron s king]

What a fun-write this is and the music and video to top it up! Mind you, I would not care to be at the party unless I could liven it up. You are sharp and enjoyable to read and I shall visit you more often. Yes, I shall join your party!

[Frieda P]

Thanks ron, muchly appreciated, what's your pleasure?

[ron s king]

My pleasure? a lager of long life and just one more crazy weekend!...

[Frieda P]

I don't see that on the menu, sounds like you want just desserts....!

[sayed Mudasir Ali]

Party on mind ! I certainly enjoyed your beautiful piece and great imagery and ideas behind the poem.It increases the intrest in reader.

[Frieda P]

Glad you did sayed, thank you.

[MsJewel]

You have such a wonderful sense of humor. It is a pleasure to read this cute and clever poem! :) Julie

[Frieda P]

Thanks Julie, I noticed you didn't say. ;-)

[KAOlmsted]

So I shall feast upon deviled eggs and Spanakopita xD

Very clever, Frieda...I'm glad I checked this out before getting my happy a*s back to work. Really well done...but now I'm going to have that b*****d song in my head all day, which will, of course, lead to my haunting rendition of Judy's Turn to Cry...so...when the neighbors call the cops and I go to jail for disturbing the peace, I blame you. Just saying. It's all your fault.

xD

xoxo

[Frieda P]

I read this earlier and have been trying to come up with a clever retort that wasn't x-rated, I still can't...Lol, did you get arrested yet, I think they serve Spanakopita in prison if I'm not mistaken. xD
xo

[KAOlmsted]

Alas...not girl prison :-(

;-)