STOP THE INSANITY!!!

just a bit of nonsense to quell the fires

Let's stop this in house cafe bickering

I suggest a food fight instead...

getting smacked upside the head

doesn't hurt half as bad as what's been said

it only leaves a bad taste in the mouth

let's get back to the joy of writing what's in our noggin

instead of letting all that raw sewage seep out

now that will surely whet your appetite 

& no taste left for food, 

sooo, here's to tomatoes in your face &

margaritas poured over your head

watch out for that flying dog!

Author's Note

Reviews

[Ohhhwillow]

This is priceless Frieda! Would that be grand, to hurl food full pace at the people who manage to anger us most! (Usually the ones we love and live with!) The final three lines reminded me of Tom&Jerry, in addition to your comical hot dog picture the "wacky races" kind of image came rushing into my head! Very fun and full of energy Frieda, this shows that all poetry can be great, even if it does not have incredible depth! Great work! :)

[Frieda P]

Thanks Willow, glad you enjoyed it :-)

[Mike Emil]

haven't had margeritas for some time
and so long as we have a hot dog eating contest i'm in

[Frieda P]

Salted rim? .............

[Mike Emil]

of course
are you talking about my hot dog or my drink?
depending on your answer I may have to smoke a cigar
to relax
of course

[Frieda P]

Hahaha I'm not touching that one................................

[Mike Emil]

there will be salt in kohlrabi theater tonight now

[Baby Ricochet]

cute poem frieda. Make poems and stories not war

[Frieda P]

Sounds like a bumper sticker to moi....

[Emerald Seas]

Love the poem - have no idea what's going around (again). I'm glad I miss this stuff. Food fight? Just sounds like fun ;-) I'll bring the honey - haha... Busy few days so I won't be on much - will catch up with the RRs when I can :)
Have fun!

[Frieda P]

Honey, naked dancing, this just gets better & better Thanks Sera...and just be content you're oblivious hon. ;-)

[Emerald Seas]

Lol - I am very content with that! Enough going on in my own real life! :)

[Emily B]

maybe an all out love fest?

[Frieda P]

Will there be naked dancing? :-)

[Emily B]

i'm thinking there could be naked everything . . . lol

[Frieda P]

I like your way of thinking ha

[Emily B]

i'm a lover not a fighter

[Marie Anzalone]

I am more on board with a love fest than a food fight... how about this.. tomorrow, message every single person on site you have any kind of love [or lust] for, and tell them :-)

[Frieda P]

I've been known to go either way when push comes to shove, but in all actuality I'm a foodie. :-)

[Emily B]

ooooh, that could take a while Marie :) but it would be fun

[Frieda P]

Hahaha, that'll start a whole other hullabaloo...' I LUST YOU'..... ;-)

[Marie Anzalone]

I'll take your "I lust you" and raise you a "I''ve dreamt of you naked"

[Emily B]

talk about making somebody's day

[Emily B]

just café people or the world in general?

[Mike Emil]

arrgh!!!
I've dreamt of all of you naked!!!
twice!!!

[Marie Anzalone]

mike, you've dreamt of everyone naked. Emily: yeah, right? It surely would make everyone's day. I'd say the limits are your own comfort level.

[Frieda P]

Somehow this food fight is turning into an orgy!

[Emily B]

i love it! we have to do something big tomorrow

[Frieda P]

Will it be sacrilegious? ...............

[Marie Anzalone]

that iswhat happens when you get my mother's daughter involved in something

[Mike Emil]

sodomy? is that what happens? why didn't anyone tell me? arrghh!!!

[Emily B]

did i miss all the fun?

[Brett Pritchard]

Nice antidote here to some of the grave things one can read.

I think the flavour of each pens writings is a very particular thing. There's a vast difference between cathartically channelling ones pain into ones work Van Gogh style, and just being bitter.
Tis a line I'm not ashamed to say I've crossed. I wrote a piece on love once practically denying it's very existence and proffering that it was nought but biologically necessitated chemical impulses.
Suffice it to say that I was at the time single....

I've never put that piece on here, but I may one day for a bit of healthy retrospective scrutiny.
I've since found love and become a changed man of course.

Finding ones true voice as a writer is a long and metamorphic process.
But our early work is important however misguided it may appear.
It is after all the blue print from which we must derive our future.

BP

[Frieda P]

Well said Brett, and let me know when you post that one here, I'm intrigued to read it now, thanks for your thoughts...

[Brett Pritchard]

I guess I'll pop it on here sometime next week then!
I think it's actually not a bad piece of writing in of itself.
I just don't believe it anymore....

BP

[PP]

Where is the fight, let me know and I will bring some rotten eggs along! The smell will crack even the wildest of creative bug! RSVP me Freida :)

[Frieda P]

Rotten eggs? Are you trying to incite a riot troublemaker? ;-P

[PP]

Trouble is my other name! I am a REBEL! Do you want those eggs or not ?!?!?!? LOL

[Frieda P]

As long as we go out for Margherita's after, I'm good to go! ;-)

[PP]

O sure! And Martinis would do too :)

[Frieda P]

Dirty???????????????????????????????

[PP]

O ya BIG BAG OF S**T! Lol

[Frieda P]

Hahahaha I meant dirty martinis you silly goose!! ;-P

[PP]

O I see...o yeas I am up for it :) I will bring the bag along as well just in case we get chased by some weird a*s perv! Will it it on his face..

[Frieda P]

Hahaha blahblabhblah yadayadayada to fill up the space! ;-)

[PP]

hahahaha......you are bored ! :(

[SyberRose]

We can make ravioli and throw flour haa...Rose:)

[Frieda P]

As long as we get to eat the ravioli's I'm good with that! :-)

[Jack...]

I'm always up for a good food fight, especially if potato salad s involved and the insults and put downs are left off of the menu. Very cool my friend.

[Frieda P]

Hahaha you and your potato salad! ;-P

[Sirius King]

I thought WC was a diary for the insane.........am i mistaken?


;-)

[Frieda P]

Hey, you're a member at the asylum/you should know firsthand! ;-P

[Sirius King]

.... off to take my meds (with applesauce of course)

:-))

[Pete Langley]

Have a custard pie in your eye instead of a flea in your ear, eh? Sounds good to me. P.

[Frieda P]

Laughing, something like that, I saved a pitcher of Margherita's for us....put de lime in the coconut hun :-)