STOP THE INSANITY!!!

just a bit of nonsense to quell the fires

Let's stop this in house cafe bickering

I suggest a food fight instead...

getting smacked upside the head

doesn't hurt half as bad as what's been said

it only leaves a bad taste in the mouth

let's get back to the joy of writing what's in our noggin

instead of letting all that raw sewage seep out

now that will surely whet your appetite 

& no taste left for food, 

sooo, here's to tomatoes in your face &

margaritas poured over your head

watch out for that flying dog!

Author's Note

Reviews

[Ohhhwillow]

This is priceless Frieda! Would that be grand, to hurl food full pace at the people who manage to anger us most! (Usually the ones we love and live with!) The final three lines reminded me of Tom&Jerry, in addition to your comical hot dog picture the "wacky races" kind of image came rushing into my head! Very fun and full of energy Frieda, this shows that all poetry can be great, even if it does not have incredible depth! Great work! :)

[Frieda P]

Thanks Willow, glad you enjoyed it :-)

[SteveB]

Nicely done. I guess I should be grateful that being busy with work has kept me away form here for a while.

[Travis Gibson (poetic h..]

Great write, Frieda. In spite of the humor, i guess i have to count myself lucky to have missed out on cafe bickering thus far. Who ever they are, I hope they got a good laugh out of this gem.

[Frieda P]

Thanks poetic heroics, glad you enjoyed it, and the beat goes on..................

[Travis Gibson (poetic heroics)]

I guess, keep those hot dogs flying then! lol

[Frieda P]

Mustard or ketchup? ;-)

[Travis Gibson (poetic heroics)]

Ketchup, of course! Who can frown thru a ketchup laced hot dog to the face?

[Frieda P]

I don't some people, you just can't make em happy ;-)

[Travis Gibson (poetic heroics)]

I know what you mean... well, for them, just throw the mustard bottle and run! lol

[Frieda P]

Ouch, now that's mean ;-) hahaha

[Travis Gibson (poetic heroics)]

Sometimes the villain creeps his head out to play. haha

[Frieda P]

Lol that little devil on your shoulder eh?

[Travis Gibson (poetic heroics)]

More like an alter-ego... or, is the good guy the alternate? I've lost track. haha

[Frieda P]

Hahaha you're asking Sybil... ;-)

[Travis Gibson (poetic heroics)]

Then we make for an interesting pair. haha

[Frieda P]

Hmm that's more than a 'pair' hahaha

[Travis Gibson (poetic heroics)]

Touche'... we'll have to do a head count one of these days. lol

[InsanityWriter]

Nice! It'd be great if we could all sop fighting... Especially over stupid stuff.

[Frieda P]

Ah but than there goes all the drama, thanks Skittles :-)

[InsanityWriter]

XD Quite true. ;)

[Frieda P]

I know ;-)

[Aehr]

Lol, this was simply hilarious. Great job. :D

[Frieda P]

Thanks Rhea, glad you're laughing :-D

[Astro]

I feel the same way Frieda, hence my "Why do we fight?" This is the genuine article, a voice that has something to say, and uses great humor to soothe the masses, like accidentally getting some of that margarita in the mouth and seeing that dog land in the hot girls cleavage. There's a small typo here Frieda,
"sooo, here't to tomatoes in your face"

[Frieda P]

Grazie mille, thanks never noticed that one...

[Astro]

You're welcome.

[Frieda P]

I must have been here a hundred times and missed that...you're a keen observer.

[Astro]

Maybe just a bit autistic.

[Frieda P]

Ha it serves you well...........

[Astro]

Thanks....I guess. :)

[Frieda P]

;-) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[Kristin Lee]

Ha ha, cute :) now that's some creativity.

[Frieda P]

I had something else in my head but it turned out funny, that silly muse ;-)

[Cool Handless Luke]

One of my favorite songs! A nice tongue in cheek piece that's all too relevant as of late!

[Frieda P]

Yep, another loose cannon gone bi-polar.... I should have played the music louder, thanks Luke!

[Cool Handless Luke]

You can't play that song loud enough! I don't have a great voice but if that one comes on you are gonna just have to tough it out because I am singing along! lol

[Frieda P]

Haha same here, if we sang together we could scare the shyte out of everyone I guess, that might work! ;-)

[Aethereal]

You're so right as you have emphatically expressed in both poetry and hot dog animation. Drama kills creativity. Just because there're different ways of saying the same thing doesn't mean that one way is better than another. Every mapping leads to the same destination.

[Frieda P]

One would think, but the nattering continues, thanks for stopping by Aethereal.

[redflutterby]

Food fight huh....I'm bringing strawberry pie covered in whipped cream. You better duck.... Ha!!! Good one ..... Made me think of the movie Animal House!! x

[Frieda P]

Oh I can think of better things to do with that Lol..yep that's why John Belushi is the avatar! x

[redflutterby]

Bahaha.....don't tempt me hun. You know how my mind works... ;-pp

[Grant P.]

Another poem against the conflict of the site, looks like there is still some unrest. I love the line "let's get back to the joy of writing what's in our noggin." Spoken so true, and I'm totally up to throw some hotdogs to end the conflict :D. Nice write Frieda P.

[Frieda P]

Mustard & relish or ketchup? Thanks....