Aliens Have Invaded the WC

Aliens have possessed the Writer's Cafe

taken our fiends and twisted them

they mess with your brains

make you write stuff you really mean

aliens don't work their magic on Mondays

so peace may be restored and sanity granted

they left one rule in their quake....

Play nice kids....or we'll be back & beam up each of your muses...

Also a new multiple choice BLOCKING system:

a. i hate your poetry/stories

b. you're so freaking full of yourself

c. i don't agree with your politics/religion

d. you're ugly & your mother dresses you funny

e. you just plain old suck

f. fook, all of the above

Author's Note

“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
― George Carlin

Reviews

[ms. barrie]

this is hilarious, Frieda and as usual your play on words, word choice is amazing...my muse looked at me and said "f*ck this, your reality sucks, i'm beaming myself back up to Neptune!" i agree with Divya, the multiple choice blocking , was icing on the cake! very cute yet with a sardonic flair. sings: 'they're coming to take you away, hehe,haha!"

[Frieda P]

LOL Barrie, we're on the same wave length...I think that song was playing in my head yesterday!

[ms. barrie]

i love that song, reminds me of fifth grade! xox ;) Frieda!

[Frieda P]

Ha it still comes up around here, if you start acting wacky...it's always a good one to have on hand! ;-)

[ms. barrie]

lol :)

[Pete Langley]

........but is there a market for muses on Mars? Surely they won`t want to pollute the cosmos? You`d better read the addendum to my profile to make sure I`m not contravening Queen`s Regulations, Frieda! xxP.

[Marc Marlon Villaflor]

I read it Mr. Pete and it is nice.

[Frieda P]

I doubt it Pete, I think they were due for extermination, and aliens supersede any & all codicils, everyone knows that...doh. ;-P xo

[Marc Marlon Villaflor]

lol

[redflutterby]

Kudos to Pete for his perfectly expressed about me write. Exactly why many if us are here!!

[Frieda P]

Oi, is it still 'pissed off redhead day' or what? ;-P

[Pete Langley]

Probably or what.

[redflutterby]

Hell no I was complimenting Pete... he I'd the voice of reason in a sea of panic. Ha!!! ;-)

[Frieda P]

Then change your freaking status girl! ;-P

[AYVID N]

This is such a cute write Frieda. :)

Beaming up my muse? Well, take him anyday! I am better off without him.

The mutiple choice had me in splits. Hats off. I get the point you are trying to make.

[Frieda P]

Nuff said. ;-)

[AYVID N]

;)

[Marc Marlon Villaflor]

Lol :) love this one Frie, relevant writing for what happened. but we are in peace now. Aliens gone. Quirky and beautiful piece. Thanks for sharing.

[Frieda P]

Ha, you mean it's safe to come out and play? ;-P

[Marc Marlon Villaflor]

Yes :) we ended peacefully for my part lol :)

[Frieda P]

WHAT, no more cleavage? lol

[Marc Marlon Villaflor]

Lol yes :)

[Frieda P]

Good to know ;-)

[Marc Marlon Villaflor]

Yeah! and WC will live happy ever after lol!

[poetry-kiddo alienbaba]

I DOUBT IT!
BUT THEN IM NOT A DOUBTING THhomas
just a flask of green-tea beyond the light of the stars