Aliens Have Invaded the WC

Aliens have possessed the Writer's Cafe

taken our fiends and twisted them

they mess with your brains

make you write stuff you really mean

aliens don't work their magic on Mondays

so peace may be restored and sanity granted

they left one rule in their quake....

Play nice kids....or we'll be back & beam up each of your muses...

Also a new multiple choice BLOCKING system:

a. i hate your poetry/stories

b. you're so freaking full of yourself

c. i don't agree with your politics/religion

d. you're ugly & your mother dresses you funny

e. you just plain old suck

f. fook, all of the above

Author's Note

“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
― George Carlin

Reviews

[ms. barrie]

this is hilarious, Frieda and as usual your play on words, word choice is amazing...my muse looked at me and said "f*ck this, your reality sucks, i'm beaming myself back up to Neptune!" i agree with Divya, the multiple choice blocking , was icing on the cake! very cute yet with a sardonic flair. sings: 'they're coming to take you away, hehe,haha!"

[Frieda P]

LOL Barrie, we're on the same wave length...I think that song was playing in my head yesterday!

[ms. barrie]

i love that song, reminds me of fifth grade! xox ;) Frieda!

[Frieda P]

Ha it still comes up around here, if you start acting wacky...it's always a good one to have on hand! ;-)

[ms. barrie]

lol :)

[Chris]

Mondays... gotta love em.

[Frieda P]

Sure Chris, to pieces....

[Chris]

I kept waiting for Mr. Peabody to give forth a bit of sageless wisdom to his boy this weekend ~ a la Fractured Fairy Tales. A lot of pent-up anger - some possibly planned, some probably not, was released. Social experiments to "mob-based" psychology - perceived truths and intent makes hurt-full bonfires. Monday morning the embers smoke nicely - stll.

[Frieda P]

I don't like social experiments...and mob-based gets out of hand so quickly, yes, smoking monday...Hallelujah!

[Chris]

yep - so ...Mondays... gotta love em.

[Mehak Mushtaq]

haha what are you? a misanthrope? Welcome to the real world.

[Frieda P]

hahaha, I thought I was a psychopath til I read what was going on here! ;-P

[Mehak Mushtaq]

Lool. So true. Many more crazy asses like us here. :P

[Frieda P]

Whew, you said a mouthful there babe. ;-P

[Mehak Mushtaq]

Haha :P

[Relic]

I couldn't have summed it all up better. It has become foreign around here hasn't it. The blocking system should have been implemented long ago. ha Great writing.

[Frieda P]

Ha I took your advice Relic, thanks!

[Relic]

No problem. ;)

[Imara]

Haha first the little alien and the tomas and hobbs comic. Very good work very funny. When I read the title I knew it was going to be funny, but I thought WC meant wash closet like the British bathroom hahaha.
Well even if aliens aren't in the bathroom, good job :)

[Frieda P]

This weekend the WC did seem like a bathroom, British or otherwise! Thanks Imara :-)

[Imara]

Haha wow that's not the first time I've heard that. So much negativity about WC these days lol

[The Analog Kid]

I think that (b) applies the most. Maybe add (g) for I want to scratch your eyes out in an online cat fight and write "poems" about junior high bullying and maybe I'll form a posse. LOL. I got a kick out of this. The aliens even took away the "blocking" feature so the WC members had to stand their ground after sniping someone...haha.

[Frieda P]

Lol, there certainly was a helluva lot of (g) going on, that's for sure! Thanks Analog.

[The Analog Kid]

YW..lol..Yes (g.) was the most noticeable. I've never seen that much malice that active in such a short burst...

[Frieda P]

I know, I haven't been here that long but I heard it was the worst ever, shyte was flying from all angles, you couldn't duck it if you tried....

[The Analog Kid]

Very true. I think Relic started all this...LMAO...just kidding:)

[Terohime]

This made me laugh, I liked it.
~Your friend Res

[Frieda P]

Thanks for the visit Res, glad you enjoyed it. :-)

[icelandicblue]

Everyone suffers from possession here and there. I enjoyed your poem, especially the multiple choice. Thanks for the laugh.

[Frieda P]

My pleasure blue, glad if you got a giggle out of it!

[icelandicblue]

Your humor is most definitely a salve (I almost let salvo go through instead-talk about a Freudian slip!) to all the tension! Ah well such is the internet...

[Frieda P]

Ha outburst is more like it! I suppose, we're still all human beings though, it's one thing to voice your opinion and quite another to hack someone into tiny pieces....

[icelandicblue]

I have seen this before; we say things on the internet that we probably would never say to someone in person. It's like my mother used to say, "You kids don't know when to stop."

[Frieda P]

Ha exactly, I think if we had to face one another, it'd be a totally different story though, there are real people behind these avatars!

[redflutterby]

All I want to know is are they the "Spielberg ET" type alien or "War of the Worlds"? One minute everything was fine then wham people lost their minds. Hmmm...sounds like pod people "Body Snatcher" aliens to me. THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!!!! Which brings me to another thing... this happens on all websites. You could be on speedquilters.com and the aliens would invade eventually leading to questions about fabric choice....stitch quality...color pattern... oh god make it stop!!!
Whew... and my muse ran away screaming before she could be taken sissy b***h!! Ughhhh...

[Frieda P]

LOL speedquilters! I'm not sure which of the above they were, maybe a combo platter of all...., ha sissy b***h muse, figures! ;-P

[redflutterby]

Normally she's dressed in black with her boots and bikertude. S**t was getting all crazy....she was outta here...ha!

[Frieda P]

Crazy pfft, that's putting it mildly! ;-P

[redflutterby]

Tell me about it.. . My muse said the hells angels are mild compared to all this!! Lmao...

[Frieda P]

Now that's fooking funny!!! xD

[s y e]

This has got to be true! I think aliens habe decided they like this planet and have taken over :P

Nice, funny write.

[Frieda P]

That explains why I looked green this morning. ;-P

[s y e]

Bahaha..... I was purple!

[poetry-kiddo alienbaba]

i am watchin you...u plumpy pumpkins of phenomenal paranormal pandemonium

[Frieda P]

Today we bring you the letter P...patiently pickled ;-)

[poetry-kiddo alienbaba]

and pleasingly puzzled

[Jack...]

The funny thing is, on my planet we do not have poerty, that is why I moved to Earth.

Sensort Obligaty
Jack...

[Frieda P]

What a conundrum! Now what.......

[Jack...]

I suppose a different Galaxy...