Aliens Have Invaded the WC

Aliens have possessed the Writer's Cafe

taken our fiends and twisted them

they mess with your brains

make you write stuff you really mean

aliens don't work their magic on Mondays

so peace may be restored and sanity granted

they left one rule in their quake....

Play nice kids....or we'll be back & beam up each of your muses...

Also a new multiple choice BLOCKING system:

a. i hate your poetry/stories

b. you're so freaking full of yourself

c. i don't agree with your politics/religion

d. you're ugly & your mother dresses you funny

e. you just plain old suck

f. fook, all of the above

Author's Note

“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
― George Carlin

Reviews

[ms. barrie]

this is hilarious, Frieda and as usual your play on words, word choice is amazing...my muse looked at me and said "f*ck this, your reality sucks, i'm beaming myself back up to Neptune!" i agree with Divya, the multiple choice blocking , was icing on the cake! very cute yet with a sardonic flair. sings: 'they're coming to take you away, hehe,haha!"

[Frieda P]

LOL Barrie, we're on the same wave length...I think that song was playing in my head yesterday!

[ms. barrie]

i love that song, reminds me of fifth grade! xox ;) Frieda!

[Frieda P]

Ha it still comes up around here, if you start acting wacky...it's always a good one to have on hand! ;-)

[ms. barrie]

lol :)

[Girl Friday (Sarah W.)]

Haha You never cease to make me smile, whether you're writing in a serious tone or a comical one. I often worry that someone will steal my muse, that is why I have to keep him (yes, he is a he) well fed with ideas and information--even talking to him several times throughout the day so he doesn't get lonely. Please, please, please, Mr. Muse, don't go back to the cosmos!

[Frieda P]

Hmmm, I never really gave that much thought, I'm pretty sure mine is androgynous, I'll have to pay more attention next time, thanks so much Friday!

[Sam Gregory]

TROLOLOLOLOL haha. Very good, one of 2 poems that have brightened my Monday :)

[Frieda P]

Two, woo, that made my day, thanks Sam!

[Sam Gregory]

:) Anytime

[Baby Ricochet]

HA! Love it. Great job Frieda

[Frieda P]

Thanks Mark.

[gabrielle]

So i wasn't going crazy when i thought that I landed on a different planet the other day? It’s nice of you to come out with this Frieda. Lol.

[Frieda P]

Nope gabrielle, wasn't you! ha

[Marie]

Writers' Cafe has actually become a different planet...cerainly not the one I knew...

[Zahra]

Really amusing, :-) wc's going crazy.

[Frieda P]

There is no cure either.... thanks. ;-)

[The Rock And Roll Cowbo..]

F. The answer is always F. :)

[Frieda P]

LOL F you. ;-P

[The Rock And Roll Cowboy(REBEL WITH A CAUSE)]

That is what I am talking about :)

[Frieda P]

xD

[Priscilla Sayers]

YOU ROCK!!!!!

[Frieda P]

Thanks sis!!!

[Priscilla Sayers]

:)

[Donald Meikle]

I was an alien for several years. and calling this the WC really wakes the scouse braincells. Happy Monday

[Frieda P]

Thanks Donald...you enjoy your Monday too.

[Emerald Seas]

You are now entering... the twilight zone. :)
Loved it - made me laugh!

[Frieda P]

Dododododododo ;-P