Aliens Have Invaded the WC

Aliens have possessed the Writer's Cafe

taken our fiends and twisted them

they mess with your brains

make you write stuff you really mean

aliens don't work their magic on Mondays

so peace may be restored and sanity granted

they left one rule in their quake....

Play nice kids....or we'll be back & beam up each of your muses...

Also a new multiple choice BLOCKING system:

a. i hate your poetry/stories

b. you're so freaking full of yourself

c. i don't agree with your politics/religion

d. you're ugly & your mother dresses you funny

e. you just plain old suck

f. fook, all of the above

Author's Note

“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
― George Carlin

Reviews

[ms. barrie]

this is hilarious, Frieda and as usual your play on words, word choice is amazing...my muse looked at me and said "f*ck this, your reality sucks, i'm beaming myself back up to Neptune!" i agree with Divya, the multiple choice blocking , was icing on the cake! very cute yet with a sardonic flair. sings: 'they're coming to take you away, hehe,haha!"

[Frieda P]

LOL Barrie, we're on the same wave length...I think that song was playing in my head yesterday!

[ms. barrie]

i love that song, reminds me of fifth grade! xox ;) Frieda!

[Frieda P]

Ha it still comes up around here, if you start acting wacky...it's always a good one to have on hand! ;-)

[ms. barrie]

lol :)

[kmf]

cheeky! love it! all of it!
when I saw the title, I first thought "WC," the loo? then pulled into the shred shown in the window "Aliens have . . . taken our fiends," which works almost as well as "friends" would have
still laughing
not messing with you

[Robbie~xoxo~]

ahhhh am I too late?...This is Tuesday now... bye to Monday, and the Aliens (hopefully)... LOL
You are a ray of Sunshine, Friedalicious! Thanks for cracking me up with this hilarious write! Very much needed, Sister.~xo~:)

[Deuces]

Well timed and much needed. Thank you for the laugh :)

[poetry-kiddo alienbaba]

But I am just innocently innocent...although I didn't show up on Monday... that's my Sabbath ya know.
We didn't mean to muddle your brains...we were trying to un-mix that grey mass of primitively
futuristic intelligence.
And denizens from a cold bright Hell never intended to meddle in the affairs of residents of a tropical Heaven without lights.
And speaking of fights...
oh they are awright...
telepathic blows and psycho-kinetic spites...
we say they are purrfectly awright..
it tells us you all are kicking and alive:)
No ones goin anywhere from WC....Freida..
no one except you....wear your Tuesday best...we are up-beaming YOU this loverly nite:)

[Frieda P]

Lmao! You'll be sorry!! ;-P

[poetry-kiddo alienbaba]

Oh nevery you worry...
we shall send you back in a blaze of glory..
but then ...thats another story

[Frieda P]

You have no clue what I do to little neon green men, you've been forewarned lol

[poetry-kiddo alienbaba]

What can circumxision mean to a genderless jacks parrow?

[Frieda P]

LMAO...who said anything about that??!

[poetry-kiddo alienbaba]

didnt you now me hearty

[Rita L. Sev]

Oh, no! Not our muses! Mine just came back! ;) I particularly like choice "d" - think I'll try that one... Thanks for the smile!

[Frieda P]

hahaa I rather like that one myself Rita, thanks! ;-)

[Sheila Kline]

I guess I am too busy and on WC so little of late that I am not aware of the problems...so, what the heck is going on??????? I hope we can just all play nice and get along!
Your words are funny, but there is surely more to it than what I am aware of. But, then again I always am better in the dark - oh, I know! I just couldn't resist.....lol

[Frieda P]

Oh the sweetness of oblivion Shelia, stay there, it's dangerous playing with these kiddies! ;-P lol

[Androglossia]

LOL my lips are sealed.

[Frieda P]

I knew I could depend on you sweet Maryanne. :-)

[Thomas Fitzgerald]

FANTASTIC - I just had to block two writers that I've reviewed for years, but they have gone to far I think - this piece really cheered me up.

[Frieda P]

Good to know, which letter did you use by the way? ;-)

[Marie]

Frieda that is great stuff.And no, Monday is apparently not a day for peace making...

[Frieda P]

Thanks Marie, I gathered that, there should be one day designated to being an a*****e so everyone gets it out of their system and then we can peace the rest of the week, I opt for Wednesdays....

[beautiful dreamer]

nicely done miss frieda way to straighten them up

[Frieda P]

Lol Jen, thanks! ;-P