Bodacious Scones

         Will you share your scones with me

                after you've cracked the code

drip the honey cream

 in dollops upon

                   appetite's hunger

 to be quenched

fed from the spine

               of lofty lovebirds

interludes drenched

            in cherry extracts 

Could we just dally in

               lime gardens paramour of sin

naught to pack baggage

              or a suit of armor,

 sublime in the grassy

                   knolls of capriciousness

          Let bubbles trifle of moira

          & past grievances

   waft to kingdom come

take a snippet

 of poppy seeds delight 

       rummage through the frogs legs

Turn the key, to deliver

 cries of sirens and baby's

           yearning for mother's pearls

              

curdled in the breast 

             of heat we've given up 

         the voice of lucidity's warmth

Fever strums the soul strings 

with antidotes

 of lemon cubes and vodka

desire and assumptions

 cross the ferry

       with oars of apprehension

Splendor in the glass 

of nostalgia's moon

           whilst a butterfly spins

      seascapes prospects squeak 

            a certainty of designs

 starved with sanguine hunger

           The sting buoyant with stickiness 

         uncomfortable marmalade 

                     and bloodshed

press a balm

 unto the heart unenthusiastic

            with crayola's choice of blue

Brazen the audaciousness

 of bodacious

  slay the song within 

                  whet the whistle 

          of aching tresses grace

seize arrested heartbeats 

               license felicity to  prevail 

Reviews

[quinfinn]

i am so confused, my intellect is not functioning at present....i know there's a message in here but it eludes me. i had too much to dream last night and i'm suffering from cranium flatulation today. this still gets a very high points score because i know what a terrific writer you are, but i honestly didn't have a clue what the f**k you were trying to say.

[Frieda P]

OMFG I haven't laughed so hard in..I can't remember when! ha....listen, I'm shocked when you DO understand most of my stuff to be honest....hahahaha still cracking up here....!

[quinfinn]

funny thing is, hon, i usually DO get you!

[Frieda P]

Seriously hon, it was so worth it, I'm still laughing my a*s off!

[Frieda P]

You know I'm going to think of this the rest of the day and burst out laughing...

[quinfinn]

i do remember eating scones with orange marmalade when i was younger, living in England...but i got nothin' else.....oi vey

[Frieda P]

STOP you're killing me...........!

[quinfinn]

well , if you had said bodacious stones, i would have assumed it was about me...but no cigar!

[Frieda P]

hahahahaha, you are a tonic, I swear! Now I'm starting to worry since it makes perfect sense to me...I need to find a new shrink!

[quinfinn]

ah, pffft! no worries hon, you are fine! just your wild imagination running full tilt boogie. we all have our eccentricities.....

[Frieda P]

Sure, sure, now try to calm the insane woman..............................

[Frieda P]

If you don't get it, fat chance of anyone else having a clue!

[quinfinn]

shall i pour you a double dirty vodka martini and massage your feet? we can talk about whatever you like.

[Frieda P]

Ha sure first you beat me up, and now you wanna make nice..........

[quinfinn]

yeh, but when i make nice i make soooooo nice!

[Frieda P]

Holy crap, you made the Featured Review..I give up~!

[quinfinn]

what the hell are you talking about? how do i see this thingy you speak of?

[Androglossia]

Gosh, I thought scone is a head of something. Literally a 'head' like head of a hammer. Okay I give up. I should have googled it first before delving into the piece. Maybe it's the Asian in me. I don't think there are scones down here anywhere. Anyway, aside from the punishing vocabulary, it looks yummy. The scones. Is it really? This is an excellent write. I mean it. And after reading it five times, I was finally able to breath.

[Frieda P]

Hmm that would work too. ;-) Never heard that definition before, just glad you're breathing again. Don't get your Asian remark, that should make you smarter so, if you wanna go there, not being PC and all. By the way I stole your lovely pic and quote for my skydrive, did you actually write that about butterflies and wildflowers, now that leaves ME breathless...

[Androglossia]

I would proudly say I did (grinning from ear to ear*). And you stealing it made me even prouder, lol. What's a skydrive by the way?

[Frieda P]

I love it!....it's one of the 'clouds' on your hard drive from MS....it's got a lot of space for all the stuff I end up saving.

[Androglossia]

Oh I see...there I got myself a little trivia o_O thanks for letting me know:)

[Frieda P]

welcome, you're not gonna share the Asian I see ;-)

[Androglossia]

Asian? Now that confuses me.. I'm afraid my brain is slowly getting into its torpid state from a 10-hour night shift. Oh dear. Will be hibernating shortly.

[Frieda P]

Ha, now you've confuzzeled the s**t out of me, you're the one that said it!

[Androglossia]

Oh... yeah I did mention it. See? My brain is no longer working properly. Nuh-uh... this is not a good sign (off to bed.. getting back to give smooches to Frieda*)

[Frieda P]

ha smooches, love that word! Sleep tight, maybe your brain will be restorith. ;-)

[Jack...]

My God Frieda, where on earth do you come up with masterrpiece after bloody masterpiece. Too good.

[Frieda P]

I don't pay you enough Jack, I mean thanks ;-)

[s y e]

OMG! GIVE ME THE SCONES NOW! Ha! Nice write, I never knew after reading something like this I would want a scone......?!

[Frieda P]

Ha! Are you even old enough for Scones? ;-)

Love this review, now just tell quin about scones will ya hon?

[s y e]

hahaha, shhhhhh ;-P

Haha, nooooo thats YOUR job. Im keeping outta that one!

[Frieda P]

Lol when did it become my job? ha....I won't tell, mum's the word.

[quinfinn]

what am i , a pariah? hell, i guess i'll just go get sconed!

[Frieda P]

Did you say stoned?

[s y e]

Cause your the MOTHER! Thats why its your job.

Dont worry Quin, we all love you, Frieda is being..... Well Frieda xP

[quinfinn]

close enough

[Frieda P]

ha! Well Frieda. ;-) Sounds like trouble when you put it that way.

[quinfinn]

it's fine, i love when frieda gets quirky.....wait....that's all the time

[s y e]

Haha, why you referring to yourself as someone else.....? Oh my noodles, you are a bampot xP

Haha, yeah it is all the time!

[LA Lorena]

Frieda is the Queen of Quirk

[Lover Of Words]

This is very good!! Nice job...

[Frieda P]

Thanks Kelsey.

[LA Lorena]

What, no caviar? What kind of menu is this? the caterer should be fired! ;)

You could have included grape jelly as well. After all, it is purple. :D

[Frieda P]

Okay are you and quin gonna tag team me now? ha....must be the Italian in me, I equate food to lovemaking. The marmalade was messy enough!

[The 13th Eros]

Within your words lie the sweetest aphrodisiacs of limitless passion; romantic, sexy, and tender. Pass the scones, please, I say, licking my lips.

[Frieda P]

Whew, hallelujah and all that jazz...thanks so much, glad you liked it...Now, could you please explain it to my friend quin. ;-)

[The 13th Eros]

Sometimes "show and tell" is the best teacher.