It Blows

Valentine's Day blows

if you don't have a lover

Please, pa*s the vodka! 

Author's Note

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Reviews

[David Scott]

Celebrate love... Not a lover. I am a man. Hear me sing, for in knowing love I shall never cry that I am poor. I will however take a drink with you. ;)
I have to be a pest dear. I love the write. I'm shocked by you ill treatment of the cherub. ;p

[Frieda P]

I do celebrate love, I think this is a stupid day to say the least! And that freaking cherub had it coming to him! ;-P

[David Scott]

I know you do dear. Every poet does.

[Frieda P]

Don't use that condescending voice on me....dear. ;-P

[Larry Dyson]

#1 hated man word...b****..# 2 DEAR

[Frieda P]

Nope #1 starts with a 'C'....!!

[David Scott]

If you listen to the tone it can be a respectful compliment. I call my children dear. Boy and girl. I call my mother dear. It is a cultural thing I think. Some people get offended by yes sir or yes mamn...

[Frieda P]

Chill out hon, just teasing you ;-)

[David Scott]

Oh I'm chilled Frieda. I understand your wonderful sense of humor. The comment is for the moon guest as I am not familiar. No stress here b... (babes). Ha. Now that was a little cheeky. ;)

[Frieda P]

Yes cheeky David, for that you get a slap on the arse!
I'm sure you'll love it ;-)

[David Scott]

Ha! Now your talking my language. ;) lmao

[Carolann Dowsett]

Haha nicely said, though if cupid is dead how is any of us ever going to fall in love again? Think about it lol.

[Frieda P]

Well, apparently Cupid sucks at his job...guess we'll have to find a new symbol for amore! ;-)

[Carolann Dowsett]

Lol well luckily I very much doubt he has very much to do with the whole thing. :)

[Frieda P]

Ha you want I should go on a rant about men here? ;-)

[Carolann Dowsett]

Haha oh don't get me started :-P I'm sure you and I could rant all night on that subject.

[Frieda P]

Ha, we'll talk later over cocktails! ;-)

[Carolann Dowsett]

lol well mocktails for me but yeah would be quite a chat :)

[Frieda P]

No problemo, we've still got virgin stuff going on. ;-)

[Carolann Dowsett]

Haha virgin stuff sounds just like me :-p

[Frieda P]

You meant the drinks right? ;-)

[Frieda P]

...and that looked pretty funny on the live feed!

[Carolann Dowsett]

Haha I bet it did but hey a lady never tells right?

[Kaylor Mason]

I hate Valentine's Day! Oh God how I hate it! I would love to see Cupid take wing upon breathless caresses of a breeze . . . just so I could shoot the little b*****d out of the sky with a 12 gauge!!

I must say I liked your comment :)

[Frieda P]

Ha geez you're worse than me! ;-P

Ha, maybe I am :P X

[Frieda P]

Ha Cupid doesn't stand a chance with this group! ;-P

[Kaylor Mason]

damn straight!

I fully agree LOL haha X

[LA Lorena]

I'm shocked and dismayed by your attitude and picture. A self respecting Joisey girl and Italian would have shot the cherub in the forehead, not in the back. WTF is the matter for you?

[Frieda P]

LOL I did, I just didn't want to post my own pic! ;-)

[Relic]

Mine has some orange juice in it with ice.

[Frieda P]

Sounds good to me, cheers.

[Relic]

Cheers my friend.

[Frieda P]

Enjoy your day. ;-)

[Relic]

You too. :)

[John Stussy]

Oy, don't hog the drink, pass me the bottle!

[Frieda P]

ha I've got one stashed away for you Booboo ;-P

[Frieda P]

LOL ha! well even when you have a lover, like me I still think it sucks... this was awesome.... I just don't believe in commercial hollidays, for me it is everyday Valentine's, and the love we feel for eachother should be spread not only at just one day, you know, this write speaks to me very well! thank you dear.

- Elisa

[Frieda P]

Yep, it's not my thing either....but have a good one anyway! xo

True to that !! :) thank you for all the fun tonight, and love sweet woman! xxx

[Annabelle Lee]

haha. But you have no obligations if youve no companion.

[Frieda P]

I never let that Hallmark holiday dictate my day when I did have one.....

[C.C. Marx]

I hear ya frieda, glasses all around!! But do to my underage, lets make mine some ginger ale on crack ;pp

[Frieda P]

LOL C....I think you're safer with the vodka!! ;-P Ginger ale on crack sounds like it could mess you up big time...!

[C.C. Marx]

Maybe maybe....mountain dew never hurt anyone!!

[Sheila Kline]

Oh, cute!! Dang good way to celebrate the day without a warm blooded lover.....a cool drink of vodka will do, but I'd rather have a margarita! One and I'll be on the floor.......lol
The images are cute!!

[Frieda P]

ha thanks Shelia, Cheers Lady Love, isn't this one named after you?? ;-)