It Blows

Valentine's Day blows

if you don't have a lover

Please, pa*s the vodka! 

Author's Note

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Reviews

[David Scott]

Celebrate love... Not a lover. I am a man. Hear me sing, for in knowing love I shall never cry that I am poor. I will however take a drink with you. ;)
I have to be a pest dear. I love the write. I'm shocked by you ill treatment of the cherub. ;p

[Frieda P]

I do celebrate love, I think this is a stupid day to say the least! And that freaking cherub had it coming to him! ;-P

[David Scott]

I know you do dear. Every poet does.

[Frieda P]

Don't use that condescending voice on me....dear. ;-P

[Larry Dyson]

#1 hated man word...b****..# 2 DEAR

[Frieda P]

Nope #1 starts with a 'C'....!!

[David Scott]

If you listen to the tone it can be a respectful compliment. I call my children dear. Boy and girl. I call my mother dear. It is a cultural thing I think. Some people get offended by yes sir or yes mamn...

[Frieda P]

Chill out hon, just teasing you ;-)

[David Scott]

Oh I'm chilled Frieda. I understand your wonderful sense of humor. The comment is for the moon guest as I am not familiar. No stress here b... (babes). Ha. Now that was a little cheeky. ;)

[Frieda P]

Yes cheeky David, for that you get a slap on the arse!
I'm sure you'll love it ;-)

[David Scott]

Ha! Now your talking my language. ;) lmao

[KAOlmsted]

HA! xD Bottoms up!

[Frieda P]

Cheers ;-)

[Michael G.]

Funny! (Cupid is alive and well on Twitter. Just twitter "The little twit.")

[Frieda P]

Ha Michael, someone has to stop that pain in the arse!

[Monster ^.^]

Heeey, don't kill the cupid! He's done wonders to many! :))

[Frieda P]

Sorry, too late, I should have shot him in his chubby a*s but I didn't think of that then. ;-)

[Monster ^.^]

Damn, you cruel creature! XP

[Frieda P]

I'm cruel, do you have any idea how many lives your friend Cupid has pierced dead? XD

[Monster ^.^]

He's but a chubby baby-man who hits people with pointed arrows that don't kill... What's wrong with that huh!?!? :P

[Frieda P]

HA I think you answered your own freaking question!

[Monster ^.^]

But they didn't die! contradicting your previous retort! HAHA! He actually needs recognition for his GOOD deads... i mean deeds XP

[Frieda P]

Depends on what dead means to you or deed!

[Monster ^.^]

Hahaha! Still... poor cupid!

[Frieda P]

Oh knock it off! ;-P

[Monster ^.^]

hahaha

[Frieda P]

:-D

[Claire Twinn]

Who needs love when you have alcohol?

[Frieda P]

Ha, Cheers!

[Androglossia]

I was busy the whole valetine's day looking for a fine dining reservation where I can take my lover to only to find us drinking vodka on my rooftop because it's been fullybooked everywhere. Yeah, valentine sucks. Glad there is vodka otherwise I'd be looking really useless.

Clever write expressed in brevity (poor cherub).

[Frieda P]

Pure cherub my fat arse! ;-)

[Androglossia]

Haha! I know :D

[Frieda P]

;-D

[InsanityWriter]

XD Nice one. ;)

[Rob Santana]

lmao!!! Me personally I hate holiday's. Bunch of fake posers. Once the holidays are over its back to f**k him and f**k her. Fake a*s people.

[Frieda P]

LOL! I'd expect nothing less than that response from you! ;-)

[Rob Santana]

Hahaha. The truth shall set you free.

[Frieda P]

hmm sometimes, sometimes it just fooks you up!

[The Rock And Roll Cowbo..]

haha I didn't even see this, huh oh we are thinking alike. But I will take a beer, in fact a whole case.

[Frieda P]

Ha great minds and all that jazz! Yours was more colorful though, drats! We've got beer on tap, you game? ;-)

[The Rock And Roll Cowboy(REBEL WITH A CAUSE)]

Hell yeah, you really have to ask?? :)

[luviva]

LOLZZZZZZZZZ well i dont even c the point ov valentines if i spend all day, week, months, years and ma life with ma lover...
AM with u on tht!

[Frieda P]

Don't look at me, I don't get it either, unless I owned a Hallmark store or flower shop, then I'd probably looooove Valentine's day.

[luviva]

uhhh coz of the money made in flower sales...
uhm i dnt get it either, any refernces to who might have a slightest idea who started out valentine's may be he wll know some answers LOL

[Samuel Dickens]

This made me grin. I remember feeling like that, and for what it may be worth, not being alone on this day may still leave one with a need for vodka.

[Frieda P]

hahaha you're probably right! Cheers, enjoy your day sir...