Appeteaser

Tongue in cheek fun for Fukitol Friday whilst I'm buried under an avalanche of snow!

Who needs a diet?

if only I could lose weight

feeding upon you

Reviews

[KAOlmsted]

Oh my god, first let me comment on that cartoon because I have a pair of lounging pants I wear around the house and every time I do The Brit always looks at me and sort of shakes his head, and I'm always like, yeah, I know they make me look like a house *laugh* but when they come off...wink wink...so anyway...that made me laugh.

I'm with the majority here...sex is great for working off those calories. Excellent Senryu, lady.

Hope you're staying warm. I'm about to Google the storm, see how you did. xoxo

[Frieda P]

ha I hear ya, my friend's boyfriend calls em her 'fat' pants...as long as they know what's to come underneath it's all good, yep. ;-)

Storm was more of a pain in the arse, power went out for a bit, the wind is kicking it up something fierce, so it looks as though we had even more than a foot... big pile up on the highway which freaked me out since my son was on his way to the firehouse for work.

[KAOlmsted]

I remember those days well, the b*****d Upstate New York blizzards...yuck. I won't crack any jokes, because I know what it's like, and, come the end of the summer, I don't want you sitting up there in Joisey laughing at me when I'm plywooding the windows in preparation for hurricane season xD I'm glad to see you're here, and doing okay. Hope your son (the firefighter? Oh man...you know what that does to the cougar in me *laugh*) is alright. xoxo

[Frieda P]

Oh my, just caught this rambling on of yours, and don't even THINK about lusting over my baby boy! ;-P

[Emerald Seas]

Ha- NICE! And the picture s a riot ;)

[Frieda P]

Thanks Sera, we all need a smile on Fridays. ;-)

[Chris]

Cute

[KeeD]

I'm no vegetarian so let me chew your flesh again :D
Haha amazing senryu
Fookin love Fukitol Friday's with Frieda.

[Frieda P]

OUCH ;-P

[kublakhan27]

Lovemaking is one of the best calorie-burners there is...and that's from a health journal, not me ;P

The first flakes are just beginning to fall here now so the avalanche is on the doorstep...hope you're keeping warm ;)

[Frieda P]

ha, quoting health journals, I suppose that's your bible in matters such as this! ;-)

Hope you're still warm and cozy, we have quite a bit of the white stuff here, sick of winter, when we going to Belize? ;-P

[kublakhan27]

It is when they say stuff like that haha ;) I'm sitting in front of Mom's fireplace as I type this out...it's toasty, and very quaint...I wish I could take it back to my place ;P It's actually hard to tell how much snow we got cuz the winds were really bad...thankfully I can always count on these conditions to get at least a few lines out :)

[Frieda P]

Lucky you, no fireplace here either. Same here, winds are wicked, making snowdrifts look worse, luckily the sun is out, hope it melts a good portion of it since it's freezing out there and I hate ice more than this frigid cold!

[kublakhan27]

Haha yeah I've only got one more night with it, then I'm back to the cold drafts of my place haha It didn't snow today but the sun didn't come out either, and it's now snowing again...I feel sorry for the people that have to go out in it, but as I've mentioned before, these are my most inspiring times...but the Spring will be here before you know it...in the meantime, I hope you're keeping warm :)

[Frieda P]

But of course, me and Lenny are chilling. ;-)

[kublakhan27]

Chilling in a good way I assume? ;)

[Frieda P]

Of course, he's writing lyrics just for me... ha

[kublakhan27]

Haha...you know, I forgot to mention this before, but he's got a show coming up in Halifax, which is about six hours from where I live...alas, I do not have the resources to take it in, and I probably would never have gotten a ticket anyway as it's a campus theater he's playing in, which is tradition for him...he doesn't do too many big venues, not intimate enough :)

[Frieda P]

OMG are you trying to torture me or what?!

[kublakhan27]

Torture you? He's that close to where I am and I can't go...I'm the one who's being tortured LOL

[Frieda P]

Oh c'mon, you know I love him more than you do!!

[kublakhan27]

Well, love is a relative term haha ;P

[Frieda P]

Not when it comes to the master of erotic despair!! ;-P

[kublakhan27]

Haha well put it this way: as much as women want to love him, guys want to be him ;P

[Frieda P]

LOL never happen, they broke the mold after that guy.... ;-P

[kublakhan27]

Exactly LOL ;P

[The Rock And Roll Cowbo..]

I don't know if I am hungry of horny now... maybe both, LOL

[Frieda P]

Ha, you want your cake and eat it too, I hear ya Dale.

[The Rock And Roll Cowboy(REBEL WITH A CAUSE)]

Darn straight, and I then I want to lick the frosting off my fingers.

[Frieda P]

Down boy, down! ;-P

[The Rock And Roll Cowboy(REBEL WITH A CAUSE)]

I don't know that command :)

[Frieda P]

LOL you guys never do! ;-P

[David Scott]

Sex burns calories... Sounds like a great diet plan!
The video... Are you kidding me? I feel like I've got toddlers in the house again.

[Frieda P]

Would I kid you? ha ;-P
This is what happens when you're around kids all day....

[Frieda P]

Besides I couldn't find an adult sausage song ;-P

[quinfinn]

you want an adult sausage song? how about "closer" by Nine Inch Nails

[Frieda P]

I would, except that I can't get into my utube account it keeps telling me to update...but won't allow me on the site, gawd I hate modern technology sometimes....

[quinfinn]

oh, your adobe flash player needs updating....takes about 15 seconds

[Frieda P]

hmm will try that, thanks quin!

[Sheila Kline]

Adorable.........poem and video!!! What an appeteaser!! I can just see a bunch of little kids watching this and laughing so loud you can hear them in the next room. As for the words......not for the kids but for mom and dad.......lol. While the kids dine on sausages, they can create a banquet!!

[Jack...]

Perfect, once again, perfect. that'd be a good way to slim fast.

[Lover Of Words]

Hahahahha this is priceless

[Frieda P]

;-D

[Lover Of Words]

oh god now this is stuck in my head

[Frieda P]

LOL I like to torture you on Friday nights ;-P

[Lover Of Words]

Yes you do

[quinfinn]

you make me want to stay inside where it is warm and just pig out on sausages and the object of my desire. hmm...maybe i'll mix the two together and make it a real party!

[Frieda P]

My warped sense of humor takes over when I'm bored, but a party sounds like a plan! ;-)

[quinfinn]

i like warped.....

[Frieda P]

Ha, why doesn't that surprise me? ......................

[Frieda P]

One went pop ;-P

[quinfinn]

nyuk, nyuk, nyuk

[Frieda P]

After reading Jack's piece I'm going to hide my head in the sand... ;-P