Appeteaser

Tongue in cheek fun for Fukitol Friday whilst I'm buried under an avalanche of snow!

Who needs a diet?

if only I could lose weight

feeding upon you

Reviews

[KAOlmsted]

Oh my god, first let me comment on that cartoon because I have a pair of lounging pants I wear around the house and every time I do The Brit always looks at me and sort of shakes his head, and I'm always like, yeah, I know they make me look like a house *laugh* but when they come off...wink wink...so anyway...that made me laugh.

I'm with the majority here...sex is great for working off those calories. Excellent Senryu, lady.

Hope you're staying warm. I'm about to Google the storm, see how you did. xoxo

[Frieda P]

ha I hear ya, my friend's boyfriend calls em her 'fat' pants...as long as they know what's to come underneath it's all good, yep. ;-)

Storm was more of a pain in the arse, power went out for a bit, the wind is kicking it up something fierce, so it looks as though we had even more than a foot... big pile up on the highway which freaked me out since my son was on his way to the firehouse for work.

[KAOlmsted]

I remember those days well, the b*****d Upstate New York blizzards...yuck. I won't crack any jokes, because I know what it's like, and, come the end of the summer, I don't want you sitting up there in Joisey laughing at me when I'm plywooding the windows in preparation for hurricane season xD I'm glad to see you're here, and doing okay. Hope your son (the firefighter? Oh man...you know what that does to the cougar in me *laugh*) is alright. xoxo

[Frieda P]

Oh my, just caught this rambling on of yours, and don't even THINK about lusting over my baby boy! ;-P

[Baby Ricochet]

HA!

[Frieda P]

;-P

[Blue Lotus]

Funny!

[Frieda P]

Danke!

[Muse]

Some of us just don't have much around the love handles to share. lol

I came here because that sandwhich looked good.

[Frieda P]

haha, you would, and stop showing off your svelte figure!

[Michael G.]

I can see many women saying this more to a Chocolate truffle or a Dove Bar... than perhaps to a man. Well done. Brought a smile.

[Frieda P]

Who's to say it wasn't...perhaps Moose Tracks. Thanks Michael.

[s y e]

Bahahaha! True. Short and too the point.

[Frieda P]

Just like me. ;-P

[s y e]

Hahaha ;-P

[Kaylor Mason]

Sex is very aerobic

[Frieda P]

It can be, sometimes yes.

[steppenwolf]

Short and sweet!

[Frieda P]

ha like me! ;-)

[Butch Decatoria]

mmm, if only... hehe

[Frieda P]

;-)

[AYVID N]

It can actually happen!
I looked at it scientifically...the more sex we have ...the lesser the urge to binge!
A great senryu from every viewpoint!

[Frieda P]

Haha, it would take you to make logic out of it my dear friend! ;-)

[AYVID N]

:)