If I Were A P***y

Inspired by Chris after A Simple Pause whilst he purred at the ladies on his thread.

If I were a p***y

I'd climb upon your lap

I'd purr like a kitten

til you fed me

 & stroked me,

teased me, said 

'here kitty, kitty'

then I'd lick you all over

If I were a p***y

                                         puuuuurrrrrrrrrr

Reviews

[Chris]

Cats have ever followed me home - even if I were walking a Great Dane (true story). I've had them leap into my arms in parking lots...curl on my lap at outdoor cafes. And once home, they curl atop my books, journals, even the keyboard. Watching them play with computer mouse symbols is fun... especially if you connect the HDMI cable to a LARGE flatscreen TV and move the Mouse from across the room.

I've one that stands on the kitchen table and talks with me as I make coffee or clean dishes.

[Frieda P]

Not sure how to read that...but lucky you, either way! ;-)

[Chris]

Every word is true... interchangeable parts remain behind my eyes... chuckling here.

[Frieda P]

Ahh, I can see behind those baby blues sir....

[Chris]

if so then you are rolling on your floor...giggling uncontrollaby at the mind pic.

[Frieda P]

Since I'm still at work, I tried to control my urge to fling myself to the floor in a fit of giggles...payroll is going to be a b***h this week, ha....!

[Chris]

chuckling here... you really have NO idea of just how true THAT statement is about to be...

[Frieda P]

Sounds ominous, not sure which one of us should worry....!

[Chris]

neither - actually...you were just ...teased.

[Frieda P]

Yes I KNOW, big time! ;-)

[Chris]

Puuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrr..."

[Frieda P]

RAWR!

[Chris]

MROWL!! hssth, hisst!!

[J. J. Nightingale]

Wow .. You have a large flat screen TV ... wow ....

[Chris]

cat goes edge to edge chasing the pointer. Of course sometimes when a normal movie is on the cat wants to sit a couple of inches from the center of the screen's surface and wait for the mouse to appear...

[Chris]

is a fairly large longhair cat... has a Lion's Mane...

[J. J. Nightingale]

Ha .. I always had 5 or 6 cats all the time, when the last one died, I never went to get another one ... I love them so, can't bear the loss ... but ....... WOW You have a large flat screen TV ...Wow .... :)

[Frieda P]

ha shiny stuff! Did you forget your little green pill again Jazzy? ;-)

[J. J. Nightingale]

Wow ... I had one long hair like that, the shedding was too much for me .. mostly had tabby's .. but I love them all . Pictures !!! show pics ..lol ............:)

[J. J. Nightingale]

Ha Frieda ... nooooooo .. took two ..lol .. Work to do, and a Jury Summons to get excused from .. sigh ..... >>

[Chris]

One day I'll post some pics of the "guys" - neutered male and female - a third (female also) was put down last November it was aged and fading and at its end.

[Frieda P]

Work ugh, how can we get any 'real work' done here when work interferes? just start hyperventilating Jazz, it works every time ha ;-)

[J. J. Nightingale]

lol @ Frieda ... :)...................... >>>>

[Chris]

I don't think Freida was teasing!...

[J. J. Nightingale]

I KNOW THAT !!!!!!!!!! ..:) ..............

[Frieda P]

haha I've never actually had to hyperventilate, I carry my burden of proof papers with me at all times to show I've been deemed legally insane...that works too Jazzy.... ;-)

[J. J. Nightingale]

HA HA .......................... :)

[Frieda P]

:-)

[Emerald Seas]

Lol! What a great reply, Frieda ;)

[Frieda P]

ha All you have to do is open the door a crack...and BAM Lol ;-P

[Emerald Seas]

Yep! Fun though ;)

[Frieda P]

I actually just needed a good excuse to post that hunky guy with his puddy tat ha

[Emerald Seas]

hubba hubba :)

[Frieda P]

;-)

[Baby Ricochet]

I tell my cat she's the only p***y I trust.

[Frieda P]

LOL!! funny Baby...............

[writing mojo]

how many 9 lives
does this equal when lust is your equation...great piece

[Frieda P]

Oh please don't throw math at me on my thread, I'll have heart palpitations! ;-)

[writing mojo]

I am studying truth tables in the language...my bad

[J. J. Nightingale]

Oh that Chris .. He inspires so many of us ... lol ....

Purrrrfectly fun !!!

Jazzy

[Frieda P]

ha Jazzy, he purrrr'd and then everyone logged off...I was like wait...ha

[J. J. Nightingale]

Ha ... He is know to purrrrr now and then ... lol .. kinda fun !!

[Frieda P]

I still think he was trying to drive us bobinz on that thread lol

[J. J. Nightingale]

Seems that way sometimes ..lol ...

[Frieda P]

Haha naughty and funny Frieda, oh I needed this humor tonight.... you're always brilliant in your art. :)

[Frieda P]

Thanks to Chris and his Simple Pause, ha...thanks, always glad to make somebody smile ;-)

Yes, that pause is so Chris... it makes him who he is :)

[Andie]

Cute and naughty at the same time! Loved it. :)

[Frieda P]

Thanks Amanda ;-) twas fun....

[Andie]

No problem! :3

[The Rock And Roll Cowbo..]

My hound bog would live to play with your kitty... woof woof.

That was a cute little poem, fun and frisky.

[Frieda P]

RAWR @ your hound dog....

[The Rock And Roll Cowboy(REBEL WITH A CAUSE)]

Kittens got claws, she'll scratch your heart out :)

[Frieda P]

Me? I don't have one... ;-)

[The Rock And Roll Cowboy(REBEL WITH A CAUSE)]

I know cause you are allergic... but wait, so are you allergic to yourself? LOL

[Frieda P]

Most days YES! ha ;-)