Johns Cant

Where did 'John' come from? 

code words of trickery

shady business and cant words

pay for the horizontal mambo

did the trick,  turn the key

could there be a 'patron' saint'? 

Rush home to wifey...bring flowers

Cant lose, earned a reward

Reviews

[Tarry Franck]

I really do like this - cleverly done :)

[.......]

wow, powerful read

[Frieda P]

Thanks for reading me Btwixer, much appreciated.

[AYVID N]

I agree with quinfinn. I dont know why they need to do it. I mean paying someone to do 'it' with you should be a real downer!

[Frieda P]

They need to do it to stay detached from any true emotion other than the feeling they get from sex. In my humble opinion anyway....

[AYVID N]

You are right. Pity...them!

[Frieda P]

It's a quick fix I think, people looking for instant gratification, that's what it comes down to....

[AYVID N]

to avoid getting in touch with them really. I have seen them run desperately the other way whenever they encounter anything like emotion.

[AYVID N]

one even had a nervous breakdown when he thought he had 'fallen' in love! ;)

[Frieda P]

haha I hope you write that one!!

[AYVID N]

sure! now that you said it... :)

[Frieda P]

woo can't wait for that one! ;-)

[AYVID N]

:)

[Baby Ricochet]

They're called "clients" now.

[Frieda P]

That makes sense being it is a business transaction...

[quinfinn]

they shouldn't call them "johns"....they should be called desperados....i mean, really? without intimacy sex is meaningless....i'll take a warm soft kiss over an impersonal exchange of bodily fluids anytime....clever write

[Frieda P]

Are you pulling my leg now? You've never had sex without intimacy?

[quinfinn]

yes, i have....it is unfulfilling unless it is totally kink and abandonment with complete hygienic safety....a very, very rare animal!!!!!!!

[Frieda P]

Gawd you make it sound dreadful! lol

[quinfinn]

you trust a stranger not to have std's?

[Frieda P]

moi? NO I don't trust anyone!! You just really put the cabash on the whole idea in general....

[quinfinn]

sorry, i just think the world of lovemaking got a lot scarier in recent decades....didn't mean to be a killjoy

[Frieda P]

Yes you're right, stranger in the night, means a whole different thing now...

[LA Lorena]

and why is it when someone is 'indisposed on the toilet' they are referred to as being 'in the john' ???? Food for thought. hmmmmn.

[Frieda P]

Ha! That's a whole other write! ;-)

[LA Lorena]

Does this make me your muse? ;)

[Frieda P]

ha you already were, besides I can't write another 'john' poem, people will think we're getting it on or something ;-)

[Michael G.]

Who knows what a patron saint must think? There has to be one around somewhere... after all this time.
I love the pic. Made me laugh.

[Frieda P]

ha the 1 minute and 20 seconds, I thought that was hysterical!

[Michael G.]

What? (In his best Howie Mandel look.)
I was talking about the .83 cents.

[Frieda P]

hahahahaah oopsie!

[KAOlmsted]

Such a clever play on words ;-) One might think you are referring to a specific John, but of course everybody knows you are talking about what men who visit prostitutes are called...don't they?

;-)

[Frieda P]

Just for shytes and giggles the kimmer, you know I have to write shyte like this on occasion or I'll go bonkers. ;-)

[KAOlmsted]

I so know ;-) Just getting a head start on the CYA *laugh*

[Frieda P]

LOL when did you turn chicken? Bawk! ;-)

[KAOlmsted]

Ha! :-D

[s y e]

Bahahaha. This was good. I liked it. What does 'John' think? :-p

[Frieda P]

ha silly girl, I don't really have a John! It's all pretend, like my push up bra. ;-P

[s y e]

I know, I was kidding love ;-) hahaha. Boobies again :-P

[Frieda P]

There's always boobies, dontcha know that by now? ;-)

[Michael Thrower]

Someone say boobies?

[Frieda P]

LOL figures!!

[s y e]

Of course I do, used to be my picture didn't it mama F ;-)

[s y e]

Of course boobies was mentioned ;-) Get with the picture dude!

[Frieda P]

It actually still is, half of one anyway ;-P

[s y e]

Haha, yeah! Half a b**b LOL ;-P

[Michael Thrower]

Still hot.

[s y e]

Haha, figures! xP