Make It A Double

Poking fun at a painful situation.

     

Double dirty Martini, make it Belvedere, extra dry  

it'll soothe my doldrums, on my way to a good cry

I didn't see it coming, you left me high upon a soar

blinded by the light, had no clue what was in store                  

you dropped me heartless from the sky like a B-52 

no concern at all, a mere bug scraped off your shoe

should have stayed home that night, ignorance is bliss

spying on you and my best friend was a big,  fat dis

I used to be the one that could make your motor purr

hindsight 20/20, now all I can think is....................

                      Sweet merciful crap!  I sure do miss her!!

Reviews

[KAOlmsted]

Okay, I don't know what's more funny...that last line or that Baby saw two...count them TWO...Sex In the City movies. How the f**k long have I been asleep? *laugh* Great stuff here, Frieda. I'm telling you, though. Try Chopin. (I do like Blevedere, btw) (Or Platinum, if you're on a budget) ;-)

[Frieda P]

hahaha Holy schnikeys! I just saw that too! Bhahahaha....
yes, I plan on it k, when I finish the half dozen bottles I got of Belvedere for xmas....so by Friday, I'd say. ;-)

[KAOlmsted]

It's Friday! :-D Oh my god, my half-brother Brian used to say that, holy shnikeys, way back when...always made me laugh. Don't you love it when people buy you boozes for Christmas?

[Frieda P]

The gift that keeps on giving........... ;-)

[Distant horizons]

Hell, never mind the double, set yourself up a tab and keep them flowing.

[Frieda P]

haha true that! Cheers!

[Distant horizons]

Slainge :-)

[Distant horizons]

Oops, meant Slange

[AYVID N]

Why miss her?
Just add laxative to their Martinis.
That will send them to their sordid deaths in the crapper!

Pain pain pain and more pain...

Great Fun to read though!

[Frieda P]

Hahaha, I love you! ;-)

[AYVID N]

;)