Hooker Lips

Hooker lips, slurping tips

sweetly 

water my blossom

lightly blush my style

feed me gently 

watch it grow

earthly girth is, key

filament reaches for the sun

let the raise 

shine down on me

then sparkle me

 like the moon

my delicious 

tropical forest

singly carpel my stigma 

plant a seed, 

watch it grow

pucker up, 

the winds a tease

in full bloom, my petals wet

 my nectar sweet, 

watch me 

blow

 juicy, 

red,

 ripened,

 ready kisses

Reviews

[Antonio Valentino]

omg i think i went out with her once.. ! ..

i wonder if guys take longer over there when their peeing in the bushes

okay who said that, that was just wrong

you're welcome

okay now we have to rewrite the, instead of roses on my piano, id rather have, tulips, on my organ joke..

see.. there's never a break in comedy....... ..

so umm how much do these flowers charge for say like uhh.. an hour or so in a motel sex, i mean, six.. whew..

forget my lady, im getting those for me for valentines day..

okay thats enough this could go on all day

Frieda, this was funny, and clever and you know.. kinda sheckshay too ;))

seriously, great piece.. always fun and unpredictable, and impressive, to read one of your, flowery, pieces

welllll done!

:)

[Frieda P]

hahaha, I think you've lost your way, get back on the insanity thread Antonio!

[Ahmad Cox]

Thats pretty funny. I almost feel sorry for the flower that got stuck with that name.

[Frieda P]

Unless flowers get PMS, I doubt she'll mind. ;-)

[Ahmad Cox]

This is true. Unless some sailor had a really bad drunken night and mistook them for a real hookers lips. ;)

[Frieda P]

think you'd have to be really langers for that one!

[Distant horizons]

Well I can't think for the life of me why this title grabbed my attention. I don't even know the first thing about flowers :-)

[Frieda P]

Bet you learned a thing or two. ;-)

[Distant horizons]

:-)

[Frieda P]

How were your jellybeans by the way? They don't sell jellytots here, have to special order them...probably the same there with the jelly beans...

[Distant horizons]

Yep, i'll let you know in 10 to 14 days :-)

[Frieda P]

We should barter jellybeans for jellytots ;-)

[Distant horizons]

:-)
deal

[Frieda P]

Whatever happened with those jellybeans? I just got an order of jellytots myself.... ;-)

[Distant horizons]

To go in to collect them on friday. They will text me if they arrive earlier. Can't wait :-)

[Frieda P]

Weird how they don't sell them on both coasts, I have to swim across the pond for a freaking jellytot! Good thing amazon carries them, the minions love em....

[Distant horizons]

Yes, we use them like pacifiers over here. Do you know of jelly babies too? Well, a few years ago, they celebrated 65 years of jelly babies, by bringing out a limited edition version, called Jelly-atrics. They were shaped like old people with walking sticks. They were hilarious :-)

[Frieda P]

hahahaa now that's bobinz! ;-)

[Distant horizons]

you can google them. Honestly they are so freakin funny

[Frieda P]

I'm surprised my friend never told me about them, she's addicted to jellytots

[Distant horizons]

Maybe she considers them inferior to the real thing :-)

[Frieda P]

I'll have to ask her tomorrow when I talk to her, honestly she eats the dang things for breakfast, lunch and dinner

[Distant horizons]

:-)
I bet she's done what all kids do and stuff a whole pack in their mouth at once. It's not the sugar rush you should beware, its overdosing on flavour :-)

[Frieda P]

i don't know, all i know is she needs jellytot rehab :-)

[Distant horizons]

de-jelly her belly :-)