I Scream for Ice Cream

shytes & giggles sort of....

I used to love your body, 

but now you're over the top

and your spirit ain't so hot

sick of your 'tude, 

'get with the program'

you keep telling me my a*s is 'too fat'

I need to get out there and on the spot

run and sweat my tush off just for you

sorry, you ain't that superb in the sack

you can't get close enough to dance

not to mention, your nuts have shrunk

your big fat ego gets in the way of bliss

I'd rather eat a fattening ice cream sundae

it certainly gives me more satisfaction!      

                                                                     

Reviews

[Deron Alexis]

damn this dude certainly got som heez gonna need some icecream to heal that ego burn XD and yes large egos usually shrink your nuts or so I've heard
this was very funny i loved it saw the title and the writer on my homepage and started laughing from there
oh by the way this guy's an idiot there is no way in heaven or earth an a*s can be too fat

[Frieda P]

ha they do! Okay that made me laugh, you only saw my name and cracked up! ha I love you! :-)

[Lover Of Words]

Oh good god the person in the picture need too have a big bowl of ice cream
Lovely peice
I cant go with out a bowl of icecream so you hit the heart of a ice cream lover

[Frieda P]

Me either, that's a weakness even though I don't eat many sweet, give me Moose Tracks! Apparently that's the rear end problem ha!

[Lover Of Words]

hahahahahahaha you are priceless

[Frieda P]

That's not what he said...

[Lover Of Words]

Haha

[kublakhan27]

"I loved you for your beauty / but that doesn't make a fool of me / You were in it for your beauty too" - LC ;D

This definitely made me giggle...it sounds like Narcissus being put in his place haha Narcissus doesn't know what he's missing :P

[Frieda P]

OMG you keep quoting Mr Cohen to me and you're gonna sweep me off my feet! ;-)

[kublakhan27]

LOL That wasn't even by design...those lines were the first thing that came to my mind when I read this :P maybe you were channeling him a bit haha But if I keep quoting him, will I keep sweeping? ;)

[Frieda P]

ha nah that's NOT who I was channeling, I totally forgot about that song, love it! ;-)

[kublakhan27]

;D

[Distant horizons]

Ouchie. Hmm, ice cream though. Can understand that :-)

[Frieda P]

Ouchie my fat arse, you're right! ;-P

[Distant horizons]

And???? Its not like you gotta look at it. It's like me worrying about a bald spot on the back of my head. I don't see it, therefore, it doesn't exist :-)
PS....DISCLAIMER. This statement in no way or shape, means I agree you have a fat arse. Phew, glad we sorted that out. Especially after the last time a woman asked me if a dress made her arse look big and I somewhat stupidly replied, "no, your big fat arse makes your big fat arse look big. Stop blaming the clothes" She didn't laugh :-)

[Frieda P]

ha if you were here I'd have to kick you in your arse for that remark! ;-)

[Distant horizons]

:-)
Me bad

[David Scott]

Oh, I love this Frieda! It makes me sick to see the girls weak over some prick that is more interested in his own a*s than theirs.
Men and women place too much value on the superficial. Guys always catch the wrap for this, but the gals go for the guy to stupid to know he does not have any real abilities beyond his body and his own inflated opinion of himself.
When will we judge a person for their ability to love, their depth of character, and the passion that makes life worthwhile!
Otherwise, we will never have the joy of making love... We will just keep getting screwed!
Yes I loved it!

[Frieda P]

Wow, David I've never heard you give a review so fervent, must have been mention of my 'fat a*s' that spurred you on! ha, love your review!! ;-)

[David Scott]

Well, it happens to both sexes dear. It is beyond sad...

[Frieda P]

I know hon, I know.

[David Scott]

Oh, and I love icecream too! Yet I'm lactose intolerant. Go figure.

[Frieda P]

I bet it doesn't go to your arse though, you guys are lucky....

[Lucien Maier]

nicely done. Great piece.

[Frieda P]

that's what she said. thanks.

[Deron Alexis]

lolz

[Antonio Valentino]

hold the nuts on the sundae im guessing.. 8]

hey who doesn't like a, phat, a*s yes..

sounds like no more bannana n splits for him.. haha

omg too funny, you're hilarious!

[Frieda P]

hahaha, hold the nuts, why didn't I think of that?!

[Antonio Valentino]

thats kinda my job.. hahaha

[Frieda P]

bhahhaha

[Antonio Valentino]

to think of the jokes.. not hold the n.. oh nevermind haha.. 8)

[Annabelle Lee]

Girl Power!

[Frieda P]

ha! ;-D