I Scream for Ice Cream

shytes & giggles sort of....

I used to love your body, 

but now you're over the top

and your spirit ain't so hot

sick of your 'tude, 

'get with the program'

you keep telling me my a*s is 'too fat'

I need to get out there and on the spot

run and sweat my tush off just for you

sorry, you ain't that superb in the sack

you can't get close enough to dance

not to mention, your nuts have shrunk

your big fat ego gets in the way of bliss

I'd rather eat a fattening ice cream sundae

it certainly gives me more satisfaction!      

                                                                     

Reviews

[Deron Alexis]

damn this dude certainly got som heez gonna need some icecream to heal that ego burn XD and yes large egos usually shrink your nuts or so I've heard
this was very funny i loved it saw the title and the writer on my homepage and started laughing from there
oh by the way this guy's an idiot there is no way in heaven or earth an a*s can be too fat

[Frieda P]

ha they do! Okay that made me laugh, you only saw my name and cracked up! ha I love you! :-)

[Tarry Franck]

Wow - You are a trip - I get a kick out of all your writings. Like I said before never know what to expect from you and I just love it. ;)

[InsanityWriter]

Lol. Ice cream is better any day. ;)

[Kaylor Mason]

Saw the photo . . . given a choice, I'd rather take the sundae too

[Kaylor Mason]

At least the sundae can appreciate its purpose of pleasing others . . . more than the idiot in the poem can, anyway

[Frieda P]

You won't get an argument from me! ;-)

[Michael G.]

Dude should have taken care of business instead of sticking his head in other business. High price for a one sided conversation he didn't even know he was having.
Ah well, "Another One Bits the Dust."
How's your Moose Track supply holding out?

[Frieda P]

haha, no more Moose Tracks, enough bouncing off the walls. Do you have a brother perhaps? ;-)

[Michael G.]

Two, both happily taken.

[Frieda P]

Aren't they always....

[Michael G.]

(Smiling... shaking his head, walking away.)

[Frieda P]

hahaha fresh.

[Carolann Dowsett]

Haha very cool, hit him with your best shot right in the nuts ..... on the ice cream sundie of course. :)

[Frieda P]

Payback's a b***h, now you got that song stuck in my head!! ;-P

[Carolann Dowsett]

:-)

[Sheila Kline]

This is a hoot........yep, I'll have the ice cream sundae too!! He can have the fat ego, and I'll have the fat tush - but, you can hold the nuts on mine too!

[Frieda P]

ha yep there's enough nutz around here, thanks Sheila!

[Keith]

LOL ice cream sundae. Now THAT is harsh!

I loved this one. A nice hard slap of reality for the guy.

Well done

[Frieda P]

ha but it was Moose Tracks!
thanks ;-)

[John Alexander McFadyen]

Wow vitriol with knobs on! He must have really pissed you off?

[Frieda P]

ya think? ;-)

[C.C. Marx]

Ooooh someone's got a little 'tude herself lol nice little dose of sarcasm for the day

[Frieda P]

ha more like a big bad 'tude! ;-)

[C.C. Marx]

Hey, you got put guys in there place, they need to learn sometime!!

[Frieda P]

You said a mouthful!

[Southern Cross]

You made me laugh twice today... thank you for sharing.

[Frieda P]

Oh good, laughter is a tonic. :-D