Carnivore's Senyru

Pigs are not so hot

unless they're on my burger

No vegan bacon!

Reviews

[KAOlmsted]

I was a vegetarian way back in the day and I was going along pretty well, but one day I snapped and I just HAD to have a bacon cheeseburger...now days I can actually get into a garden burger, but keep that f*****g fakeon away from me...great write, Frieda.

[Frieda P]

ha kimmer, I could never picture you as one of those annoying vegans lol

[KAOlmsted]

Vegan? Hell no...I am a dairy queen :-D And, to be quite perfectly honest, I was a pescatarian...would you laugh if I told you I have bacon frying as we speak? Because I do...

[Frieda P]

That's what makes the world go around, that vodka and a grand O! enjoy your bacon..oink! ;-)

[KAOlmsted]

Bacon sandwich and Rush Limbaugh...life is sweet in kimmer world ;-p

[Frieda P]

love the bacon, second part just made me throw up in my mouth a little ;-P

[KAOlmsted]

Stinkin lib ;-)

[Frieda P]

haha I still love you 4 everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[KAOlmsted]

*echo* ever ever ever... me too you :-x

[Frieda P]

hahaha bacon makes you even funnier! ;-) x

[KAOlmsted]

xD

[Tasha]

Mmm I love meat, I don't know how people are vegetarians. Come on pigs! Great write Frieda
~Tasha

[Frieda P]

hahah c'mon pigs! :-)

[Tasha]

whoooo! :)

[Clockwork]

You know, I used to think that I could ever be a vegetarian. The more I think about it though, I think I could get by on beans and eggplant if they are cooked the right way. Fresh hamburgers are delicious though!

[Frieda P]

I don't know, most vegans I know are very cranky ;-)

[quinfinn]

i love fried eggplant, but i am concerned about what type of bowel movements would result from eating only vegetables....i hate the squirts!

[Clockwork]

Oh I wouldn't go vegan. Yeah Quin, that might get pretty messy.

[quinfinn]

for sure! yuck!

[Frieda P]

Jaysus guys!!

[quinfinn]

exactly right....

[Frieda P]

next you'll be passing gas here....

[quinfinn]

careful what you wish for

[That_Girl]

I could never be a vegetarian... ever.... :D

[Frieda P]

I'm with you on that one, oink ;-)

[quinfinn]

i love to "pig out" on good meat, especially bacon....mmmm, i can just hear my arteries hardening!

[Frieda P]

I'm with you, foodie here...I don't trust people that don't like bacon :-P

[quinfinn]

yep!

[InsanityWriter]

XD Nice. ;) I love bacon...

[Frieda P]

Like Tasha said, c'mon pig! ;-)

[Deron Alexis]

lol if its one thing i hate in the world its fake meat my sis will disagree she's vegetarian and fills the freezer with it :( loved this the pic at the end just did it for me lol XD well done even using the senryu form versatile as you are brilliant

[Frieda P]

What bugs me even more is they have to call it 'meat' what's up with that?

[Deron Alexis]

lol XD

[John Alexander McFadyen]

Yeah I am a meat person too. and pork is so versatile. bring on the pig!

[Frieda P]

Sounds like a commercial John. :-)

[The Rock And Roll Cowbo..]

There is no substitute for real meat... that soy meat is like alcohol free beer.
I got a kick out of this one.

[Frieda P]

Nope, don't get that either...

[Night]

...hmmm, I'm hungry now.:)

[Frieda P]

I know, been thinking of BLT's all day ;-)

[Night]

...Frieda, your a genius...BLT's for dinner tonight...YES...and a good movie, heaven..lol.:)

[Frieda P]

haha, where's my invite??

[Night]

...Frieda, would you like to join me...I would love to have your company.:)

[Frieda P]

Wouldn't that be nice, thanks...maybe one day we can '' have dinner together ;-)

[Night]

....we'd certainly give them something to talk about then would'nt we...:)

[Sheila Kline]

Cute!....but uh oh - from a "near vegan" I try not to do meat, but I can certainly relate to your words, and the pix is just perfect!! I have a poem written when my now deceased husband was on a TOTAL NO MEAT diet, and I felt as if I was dying for lack of meat! I have to find it and post it....it was "dripping with the fat" of a big juicy steak....lol
......off to find it! I had forgotten it!