Dial L for Love

Dial L for Love   

a good old fashioned lay

can't do that anymore

with modern technology

twating L for love doesn't sound as nice!

                                                          

Reviews

[quinfinn]

twating? ok, my mind went kaflooey on that one...whither thou goest i shall follow, but you have blurred the path. what ever happened to good old fashioned phone sex? oh wait, i never liked that dumb s**t. nah, give me the real thing or give me nothing....great write!

[Frieda P]

haha love 'kaflooey'!! you're not into twitter twatting so? ;-)

[quinfinn]

i dont use anything that rhymes with shitter, not without paper anyway

[Frieda P]

bhahahaha

[quinfinn]

oh please, farcebook is bad enough...no mas, por favor

[Frieda P]

Yes, true true, no forms of intelligent life there...I do have an account to share the minions pics though! ha

[quinfinn]

i post music videos for hours on end just to piss off my farcebook "friends"

[KeeD]

haha good ol' sex is outta the door..in a few years people will get robots to do it for them.

[Baby Ricochet]

Surf backpage for love

[Prolific In Verse]

You would be surprised what chronic texting does for the poetic imagination though Frieda :P

You should try it sometime.

[Frieda P]

I do text, I just don't use it for extremes, like personal conversations, heated discussions or break ups..that's absurd to me!

[Prolific In Verse]

I suppose we all date ourselves in our relationship to facebook privacy, tweeting and sexting lol

[kublakhan27]

My inability (or unwillingness?) to keep up with the ways of pop culture has just been affirmed for me...I'd never heard of "twating" until I read this haha But as the technology evolves, so does the urgency...thank goodness for webcams...

[Frieda P]

hahaha you're welcome, I do a public service announcement each week at this time! :P

[kublakhan27]

Haha I'll be sure to stay tuned ;P

[Frieda P]

lmao...hmmm let me think now, the pressure of a topic! ; :-P

[kublakhan27]

Haha take your time ;D

[Ayvid N]

Facebook - F'book! If this is what it is...I dont' need modern technology! Gr8 comment from you!

[Frieda P]

Thanks, you know me, I like to stir the proverbial pot!

[Ayvid N]

you just did!

[Frieda P]

So I see, I didn't think it would cause this much of a ruckus!

[Ayvid N]

:) stirred up memories of the disaster that was to be!

[Frieda P]

That's a good thing, right?

[Coyote Poetry]

I miss the old fashion lay. Today they work too hard for the simple pleasures. Woman and men need to go back when sex was pleasure. Not a sport or game. Two people need to find pleasure and peace in the real desire of love and need. Thank you for the excellent poem.
Coyote

[Frieda P]

S**t, I just closed my twitter.....
Real life & love is so much better,
Than all those voyeurs on there oops,
Just twating further all of you hehe....
I'm just not into that so much anymore,
I did nothing with it....
hahaha..... I loved this immensely though!

Thank you Frieda xxx

[Frieda P]

Danke, danke :-)

That's German, but I loved it so much, we say always Dank je :) see? almost the same lol sweetheart! you're the best.....

[Frieda P]

no matter how you spell it, j' adore ;-)

Me too lovely, I'm a language dork forgiveeeee me :-) love to you xx

[Frieda P]

I'm just a plain old dork, so we're even ;-) xx

Let's dork together :D

[Frieda P]

I think that's a double dork aliteration :D

More dorky it can't get.... it's friggin'dorky already I so love being out of my skull and body for a moment, with my dorky sister... haha :D it makes one civil-free :D you know lol

[Frieda P]

so we're both of our dorkin skulls, cheers! :D

Oh I so loved that, I saw my skull just now rolling on the floor ;-) and it smiled back at me... and it crossed the tongue out too.... omg.... :P

[Frieda P]

LMAOROFL!!!

It was the free skull, it was released from the corpo..... hahaha..... LMAO

[Frieda P]

I had better stop drinking this funny wine :-)

hahahaha, I can give you some of my nighty detox tea if you like? ;-)

[Frieda P]

ahaha did you say 'detox'? ;-)

Uhuuu... I can lent you my dorky glasses too if you like ;-) lol :D

[Frieda P]

lol only if you have a top hat to go with them :-)

Oh dear I have... plenty.... :D I have also some masks (venetian) and I have some real lovely cat-woman sutes.... I know I told you, I'm a dork... ;-) hugs love!

[Frieda P]

Oh I love venetian masks, somehow I lost mine in the move :(
Was right from Venice too...boohoo

I have plenty love, if you're here in Holland, one day, I let you dig into my "antique chest full of nice surprises lol" and then we take the plane to Venice.... in mostly february march.... :)

[Frieda P]

sounds like a dream girlfriend :-)

:) to me too, and I want to taste all your ITALIAN FOOD, let's go shop on the morning market, and take all fresh food to the kitchen! would love that... :D

[Frieda P]

Perfect day my friend :D

:) sleep well dear, and I hope all will be soon good with your friend, :) my thoughts are with you.

[Frieda P]

Thanks so much, I'll let you know for sure, sleep well xo

You're more than welcome "For me it goes without saying, obvious you know" and you are in my prayers.... hugs, and till soon my sweet friend xoxo

[DrD]

Shame on you. Just ask, "What would Jesus tweet?"

I must say that's keen DrD :-)

[Frieda P]

I would imagine you don't have to dial or tweet in Paradise to get your yaya's out :-)

[Sheila Kline]

How do come up with this stuff my friend........twat's that you said????....lol
I don't tweet and I don't twat, but I do "lay" for love - and sometimes I even stand up!!

[Frieda P]

haha, I knew that already! lol

[The Rock And Roll Cowbo..]

I opened an account there but never use it... anyways this was so funny... with changes in technology comes changes in how we communicate, some good some bad... on that note, I don't mind people abbreviating when texting but when they do it speaking it gets on my nerve... I once heard a girl say OMG, I am like you are to lazy to say oh my god.

[Frieda P]

Yes, we've murderlized the english language. I've heard people say OMG by the way, it's okay if its a minion but from adults it sounds foolish.

[The Rock And Roll Cowboy(REBEL WITH A CAUSE)]

I don't even think the youth should do it, teaches them bad habits.