Guilty Pleasure

Obsessed with Avocados.

Who writes poetry and dreams about avocados 

guilty pleasures quick fix for those nasty lows

slice them and eat them raw, so much you can do

i've got a crush on limes and guacamole too

toss them in your salad or atop your favo burger

grilled cheese and bacon, makes a tasty merger

they're great for a facial if you have dry skin

slather them ALL over your skin it's a win win

they're a wondrous miracle and they're green

they're simply lubricous, if you know what i mean

you don't know till you tried it so don't be hasty

ripe, sensual, sexy delight, and oh...so sinfully tasty

try me, it's a thrilling avocado take down simply said

I will surely love avocados till I'm way past dead

It's all there in the avocado darling. 

Author's Note

Try me.....

Reviews

[KAOlmsted]

Never acquired a taste for avocado...perhaps my tastes have changed with age. I'll try a bit of guacamole next time I'm out for Mexican...you can keep the cilantro, though...I will never ever like that beast. Great work, Frieda...maybe I'll try my hand at writing an ode to Dungeness crab ;-)

[Frieda P]

haha now that's one I want to read! They say some people have an off taste for Cilantro, you either love it or hate it, does it taste like soap to you? Pen on...waiting on crabs, ha, you know what I mean! ;-)

[KAOlmsted]

It tastes just plain nasty...I got the hate cilantro gene :-p blech. Okay...challenge accepted. As soon a s I'm through working on my angst filled addiction piece, I'll lighten it up with some crab cocktail *laugh*

[Frieda P]

Waiting with bated breathe. :-)

[Ashly Christen]

haha I love this, makes me want some guacamole!

[Ambereen]

This is a '' delicious '' piece of work ! I am heading straight to the supermarket for some ... Highly descriptive and tempting !

[LA Lorena]

Testicle tree? I may never eat another with a straight face. ;)

[Frieda P]

haha, that's what I like, impact. ;-)

[ms. barrie]

love this, so witty with great rhyme and flow. i love avocados, just for eating though. makes me wish i had some avocados , damn it. great little poem you have here, Frieda, thanks for sharing :)

[C.C. Marx]

Oh my lord do I have a story for you!!! My math teacher went on a 20 min lecture about how avocados are a conspiracy and by buying them we are feeding the conspiracy!

[Frieda P]

WHAT? hahaha

[C.C. Marx]

I swear to god 20 minutes at least on that alone, all I did was ask if guavas were grown in California (long story)

[Frieda P]

I still don't get it, but alright haha, what's the conspiracy, we all get high on guacamole?

[C.C. Marx]

Im not sure either he seems to think the avocado in general is a conspiracy ment to get us all addicted and obese.....my school needs new teachers

[Frieda P]

You must go to school in Cali haha ;-)

[C.C. Marx]

I wish!! I'm an east coaster, born and raised in NE

[Sheila Kline]

Oh, this is terrific!! I just love them - have one on my self now waiting to be diced for a tuna salad!! They are just great for so many things - besides eating!!
Yum, yummy in the tummy!! This is just sooooo much fun!!

[Marie]

Avacdos are luscious, you're absolutely right.

[Frieda P]

I knew you'd agree with me Marie. :-)