Fine Whine

That time when you can dye your hair blue or purple, be cranky and everybody expects you to be totally off the wall bat shyte crazy anyway.

Can I have some cheese with my whine please

you get older, life goes on fast forward tilt

but you're slower than that last bit of ketchup

mid-life is like halfway between Belize & Pluto

nouveau pauvre are my soul's twisted underpants

filled with the bubble wrap of black licorice laces

voices chanting in my head eat coconuts and do a line

squirrel monkeys dancing to 'i'm too sexy for my rants' 

bend over backwards or forward it's much of the same

older isn't necessarily wiser unless you're a dead beatle

fine bordeaux wine, fiddlesticks, dust bunnies & flip flops

Oooooft, oodles of noodles, blow me...away, I've done my time

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   

Author's Note

Just fell out of my head, it's in your hands now. Prompted by a lovely 16 year old muse that made me like a silly girl. :-P

Reviews

[DrD]

At least you're honest. Enought whines drives one to wine and best it be a good bordeaux or merlot or beaujolais. The inevitable anti-gravity movmeent of middle age prompts the spectrum of thought and feeling and you encompassed most of them here. The truth is that middle aged women are the sexiest simply because they know how to be and all the whys that go with it. Great write, I enjoyed it very much.

[Frieda P]

Awh, flattery will get you everywhere doc. There's got to be something to this middle age stuff eh? Still don't know how you determine that without knowing when you're gonna kick the bucket, whatever.

[Tarry Franck]

Great compliment for the middle aged women :)

[David Scott]

Yes...
Funny "whine".
I just got back from Belize... I can relate.
"bend over backwards or forward it's much the same" ... best line for my money.

[Frieda P]

Oh, that's my dream vacation next to Italy. Thanks, I kind of like that line too...

[Steven]

but you're slower than that last bit of ketchup
mid-life is like halfway between Belize & Pluto

that is so good! Fun to read.

[That_Girl]

lol hilarious as always. Bat s**t crazy can be a good thing... :D

[Frieda P]

haha are you laughing with me or at me?! ;-)

[That_Girl]

Oh always with you... ;) hahaha

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This is freakin awesome!

[Frieda P]

Thanks Delaney, it's a true story. ;-)

[PP]

hahaha Squirrel monkeys dancing!

[Frieda P]

You just love those squirrel monkeys, dontcha Tink?! ;-)

[PP]

hahaha..I do indeed now that you've mentioned!

[Neva Flores Smith - Cha..]

I hear you Frieda dear :) Well done

[Frieda P]

My condolences. ;-)
Thanks Neva!