Fine Whine

That time when you can dye your hair blue or purple, be cranky and everybody expects you to be totally off the wall bat shyte crazy anyway.

Can I have some cheese with my whine please

you get older, life goes on fast forward tilt

but you're slower than that last bit of ketchup

mid-life is like halfway between Belize & Pluto

nouveau pauvre are my soul's twisted underpants

filled with the bubble wrap of black licorice laces

voices chanting in my head eat coconuts and do a line

squirrel monkeys dancing to 'i'm too sexy for my rants' 

bend over backwards or forward it's much of the same

older isn't necessarily wiser unless you're a dead beatle

fine bordeaux wine, fiddlesticks, dust bunnies & flip flops

Oooooft, oodles of noodles, blow me...away, I've done my time

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   

Author's Note

Just fell out of my head, it's in your hands now. Prompted by a lovely 16 year old muse that made me like a silly girl. :-P

Reviews

[DrD]

At least you're honest. Enought whines drives one to wine and best it be a good bordeaux or merlot or beaujolais. The inevitable anti-gravity movmeent of middle age prompts the spectrum of thought and feeling and you encompassed most of them here. The truth is that middle aged women are the sexiest simply because they know how to be and all the whys that go with it. Great write, I enjoyed it very much.

[Frieda P]

Awh, flattery will get you everywhere doc. There's got to be something to this middle age stuff eh? Still don't know how you determine that without knowing when you're gonna kick the bucket, whatever.

[Tarry Franck]

Great compliment for the middle aged women :)

[Ahmad Cox]

I have to admit this is pretty silly and whimsical and it definitely brought a smile to my face so it did its job.

[Frieda P]

Ahh, sometimes life needs to be whimsical and silly.

[quinfinn]

never saw beatles and dust bunnies in the same context before....your word play is wonderful in this write and you had me at "cheese with my whine" but, of course, you knew you would. you are one smart, sexy woman and i honestly don't know which to be more of.....turned on or freaked out! so much clever and fun in one head Frieda!!

[Frieda P]

Both would be the spice of life my sweets! ;-)
Thanks you muchly.

[quinfinn]

uh huh

[John Alexander McFadyen]

Made me smile!

[Frieda P]

If you're smiling that made me smile :D

[KAOlmsted]

I can honestly say I never thought I would live to see the day the words "oodles of noodles" were used in a piece of work as fine as this whine...good rant and roll. Thanks for sharing. (Teenage muses...gotta love them)

[Frieda P]

OMG you have no effin idea how much that made me laugh!!

[Distant horizons]

At least you admit it. I'm still in mid life denial. So glad I don't drive or i'd be sitting in a twat mobile right now :-)
I'll just have to hope that people think my clothes are retro and not a desperate grab to my youth :-)

[Frieda P]

LMAO, I'm in denial too, I was supposed to be 30 forever, but somehow this s**t falls out of my head! ;-P

[Distant horizons]

I just recently picked up a t shirt and asked myself if i was too old for it. if you have to ask, you are :-)

[Frieda P]

hahah that song is going through my head now 'i'm too sexy' except 'i'm too old for shirt' lol

[Distant horizons]

:-)

[The Rock And Roll Cowbo..]

older isn't necessarily wiser... I know a few people that resemble that remark.
Someone is in a feisty mood.

P.S. If things are falling out of your head you might want to put cotton in your ears and tape your mouth shut :)

[Frieda P]

Offft!! hahaha, that made me actually laugh out loud! :-D

[The Rock And Roll Cowboy(REBEL WITH A CAUSE)]

Careful more things might fall out :)

[Lover Of Words]

I love this great funny peice!

[Lily Mae]

I love this.. "bend over backwards or forward it's much of the same"... so awesome..and yes we have done our time lol..xo

[Frieda P]

My deepest sympathies lol xo

[Lily Mae]

Oh come on.. it's what gives us new material to laugh at ourselves with lmao..xo

[Frieda P]

haha I was thinking I'd rather write a little ditty about a million bucks! lol xo

[Lily Mae]

why did the crack of my a*s come to mind when I just read that.. hahhahaha

[Frieda P]

LMAO!

[Baby Ricochet]

I want to see the squirrel monkey dance,

[Frieda P]

ha, me too, will probably happen in the not too distant future! You've got another 20 years or so to go...