Out of the Mouths of Babes

Out of the Mouths of Babes

A Story by Frieda P
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True story...

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Out of the mouth of babes, the truth shall seep...
This all happened in class during 'circle time'.
The Kindergarten teacher says, 'Today we're going to talk about what does your daddy do for a living',  all the children are raising their hands eager to tell what their father's do for a living.
One little boy says, 'my dad puts a suit on and takes the train to the city but I forget what you call that'.
Another little guy says, 'my daddy carries a gun, he's a policeman'.
One little girl giggles and says my 'my dad is a doctor and gets the babies out'.
And so it goes on and on..
Megan has this perplexed look on her face, you could see the puzzlement in her eyes...she finally blurts out 
I KNOW I KNOW, MY DADDY IS AN A*****E!!
Needless to say, we were hysterical,  trying to hold in our laughter but it was near impossible, she obviously picked up on the fact that this can't possibly be the right answer and changed her mind....
She said matter of factly...I think he's really a jerk-off. 
True story.  

© 2013 Frieda P


Author's Note

Frieda P
We had a talk with her mom when she came to pick her up that day about watching what she says in front of the kids, she also has a toddler son at the center. She laughed her ass off. Her Mom is a teacher by the way and her father works on Wall Street. I'd have to agree with the child....

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HA! I cringe when I think of what my 8 year old daughter hears sometimes, because, frankly, kimmer on the page is a whole hell of a lot like kimmer at the kitchen table...not a lot of censoring going on *laugh* She was raised on the F-word. (I know, classy, right?) ;-) Seriously, though, this is pretty funny. Thanks so much for posting it.

Posted 12 Years Ago


2 of 2 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

12 Years Ago

Hahaha, I'd love to hear what spills out of her mouth at school The kimmer ;-)
KAOlmsted

12 Years Ago

eesh...not I! She's probably all, "I have my f*****g homework right here...chill the f**k out, lady... read more
Frieda P

12 Years Ago

haha I wouldn't doubt it, I had a three year old, no matter how many times we told me not to say tha.. read more



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oh Man - some of the things my daughter has said over the years...Ay ay ay - terrible and sooo funny :-)

Posted 12 Years Ago


That's hilarious! I might just consider actually having children now :)

Posted 12 Years Ago


Frieda P

12 Years Ago

haha yeah until they stop shittin' rainbows ;-)
I worked at an elementary for 6 years and these stories are more then not. I had a young 5's boy stand up one day and say ''yo, I need to take a s**t"... And I was laughing on the inside from the look on his face and his attitude but had to get all bad a*s over it... That and green eggs and ham day are my ultimate memories...hahaha

Posted 12 Years Ago


Hahahahaha that's hysterical! And exactly why I shouldn't have kids lol

Posted 12 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

12 Years Ago

they actually allow you near their kids?! :-P
That_Girl

12 Years Ago

Well, after the 7 year old called another child an "ignorant f*****g b*****d" (picked it up from Aun.. read more
Frieda P

12 Years Ago

ata girl ;-)
HA! I cringe when I think of what my 8 year old daughter hears sometimes, because, frankly, kimmer on the page is a whole hell of a lot like kimmer at the kitchen table...not a lot of censoring going on *laugh* She was raised on the F-word. (I know, classy, right?) ;-) Seriously, though, this is pretty funny. Thanks so much for posting it.

Posted 12 Years Ago


2 of 2 people found this review constructive.

Frieda P

12 Years Ago

Hahaha, I'd love to hear what spills out of her mouth at school The kimmer ;-)
KAOlmsted

12 Years Ago

eesh...not I! She's probably all, "I have my f*****g homework right here...chill the f**k out, lady... read more
Frieda P

12 Years Ago

haha I wouldn't doubt it, I had a three year old, no matter how many times we told me not to say tha.. read more

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If you want to know me, read my poetry, it's all in there. I am a mother of three sons (my finest moments) a sister, a survivor and a little bit crazy. I lost my beloved sister to suicide, so you'll.. more..

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