Out of the Mouths of Babes

Out of the mouth of babes, the truth shall seep...

This all happened in class during 'circle time'.

The Kindergarten teacher says, 'Today we're going to talk about what does your daddy do for a living',  all the children are raising their hands eager to tell what their father's do for a living.

One little boy says, 'my dad puts a suit on and takes the train to the city but I forget what you call that'.

Another little guy says, 'my daddy carries a gun, he's a policeman'.

One little girl giggles and says my 'my dad is a doctor and gets the babies out'.

And so it goes on and on..

Megan has this perplexed look on her face, you could see the puzzlement in her eyes...she finally blurts out 

I KNOW I KNOW, MY DADDY IS AN A*****E!!

Needless to say, we were hysterical,  trying to hold in our laughter but it was near impossible, she obviously picked up on the fact that this can't possibly be the right answer and changed her mind....

She said matter of factly...I think he's really a jerk-off. 

True story.  

Author's Note

We had a talk with her mom when she came to pick her up that day about watching what she says in front of the kids, she also has a toddler son at the center. She laughed her ass off. Her Mom is a teacher by the way and her father works on Wall Street. I'd have to agree with the child....

Reviews

[KAOlmsted]

HA! I cringe when I think of what my 8 year old daughter hears sometimes, because, frankly, kimmer on the page is a whole hell of a lot like kimmer at the kitchen table...not a lot of censoring going on *laugh* She was raised on the F-word. (I know, classy, right?) ;-) Seriously, though, this is pretty funny. Thanks so much for posting it.

[Frieda P]

Hahaha, I'd love to hear what spills out of her mouth at school The kimmer ;-)

[KAOlmsted]

eesh...not I! She's probably all, "I have my f*****g homework right here...chill the f**k out, lady." :-D

[Frieda P]

haha I wouldn't doubt it, I had a three year old, no matter how many times we told me not to say that it was the same every lunch time...'f**k it, I'm not eating that' unless he got one of the gross lunchables... lol

[KarinaT]

oh Man - some of the things my daughter has said over the years...Ay ay ay - terrible and sooo funny :-)

[Rosa Carlyle-Mitchell]

That's hilarious! I might just consider actually having children now :)

[Frieda P]

haha yeah until they stop shittin' rainbows ;-)

[†Tracey†]

I worked at an elementary for 6 years and these stories are more then not. I had a young 5's boy stand up one day and say ''yo, I need to take a s**t"... And I was laughing on the inside from the look on his face and his attitude but had to get all bad a*s over it... That and green eggs and ham day are my ultimate memories...hahaha

[That_Girl]

Hahahahaha that's hysterical! And exactly why I shouldn't have kids lol

[Frieda P]

But that would make for such interesting stories and poetry! lol

[That_Girl]

I already have many with friends kids lol

[Frieda P]

they actually allow you near their kids?! :-P

[That_Girl]

Well, after the 7 year old called another child an "ignorant f*****g b*****d" (picked it up from Aunty Avy naturally) not so much. ;)

[Frieda P]

ata girl ;-)