Out of the Mouths of Babes

Out of the mouth of babes, the truth shall seep...

This all happened in class during 'circle time'.

The Kindergarten teacher says, 'Today we're going to talk about what does your daddy do for a living',  all the children are raising their hands eager to tell what their father's do for a living.

One little boy says, 'my dad puts a suit on and takes the train to the city but I forget what you call that'.

Another little guy says, 'my daddy carries a gun, he's a policeman'.

One little girl giggles and says my 'my dad is a doctor and gets the babies out'.

And so it goes on and on..

Megan has this perplexed look on her face, you could see the puzzlement in her eyes...she finally blurts out 

I KNOW I KNOW, MY DADDY IS AN A*****E!!

Needless to say, we were hysterical,  trying to hold in our laughter but it was near impossible, she obviously picked up on the fact that this can't possibly be the right answer and changed her mind....

She said matter of factly...I think he's really a jerk-off. 

True story.  

Author's Note

We had a talk with her mom when she came to pick her up that day about watching what she says in front of the kids, she also has a toddler son at the center. She laughed her ass off. Her Mom is a teacher by the way and her father works on Wall Street. I'd have to agree with the child....

Reviews

[KAOlmsted]

HA! I cringe when I think of what my 8 year old daughter hears sometimes, because, frankly, kimmer on the page is a whole hell of a lot like kimmer at the kitchen table...not a lot of censoring going on *laugh* She was raised on the F-word. (I know, classy, right?) ;-) Seriously, though, this is pretty funny. Thanks so much for posting it.

[Frieda P]

Hahaha, I'd love to hear what spills out of her mouth at school The kimmer ;-)

[KAOlmsted]

eesh...not I! She's probably all, "I have my f*****g homework right here...chill the f**k out, lady." :-D

[Frieda P]

haha I wouldn't doubt it, I had a three year old, no matter how many times we told me not to say that it was the same every lunch time...'f**k it, I'm not eating that' unless he got one of the gross lunchables... lol

[fiery-san]

O_O oh my... this is quite funny and if they guy's really an a*****e then he must have been a really big one if his own child has called him that. XD

[Frieda P]

He actually really was, his wife was really down to earth with the mouth of a drunken sailor, and he looked like he stepped out of GQ every day, his son messed up his hair one day and he had a hairy conniption! So yep, pretty much his daughter got it right, even though she picked it up from the mother....

[DrD]

Out of the mouths of moms and babes. I remember when I was doing interviews for a book and was visiting several prisons to talk to people involved, my daughter told her teacher that her daddy couldn't come to the class party because he was busy in prison.

[Frieda P]

Explains a lot doc...

[John Alexander McFadyen]

Class!

[Tree]

Seriously, It went down like that? ...lol
That was great.

[Frieda P]

Dead serious...it was a few years ago but that's something you never forget lol....I have a ton of stories, kids are pretty hilarious, that's probably the most out there, thanks for reading Diego.

[LA Lorena]

That was funny! thanks for sharing. Kids do say the darndest things.

[CS]

Ahhh, the innocence of childhood....
I love kids. They only speak truth and have no internal dialogue. I remember way back when I could be found cute for having a mouth like a sailor. Those were the days.
Thank you for sharing. I haven't laughed that much in decades! :)

[quinfinn]

that is hilarious! i would have loved to have been in that room with a video recorder!

[Frieda P]

I know right? That would have great on youtube!

[Clayton Bardwell]

I didn't lol, I laughed out loud. Now that was funny.

[Frieda P]

:D believe me it was even funnier if you were there.

[David Scott]

Ooops. I guess she was paying attention after all. The story was well written and a fun, clear read. Not even one time did I have to stop and try be be sure what you were saying... I'm usually needing to at least slow dwon a bit. Ha
Thankd for the laugh!

[InsanityWriter]

XD This is hilarious. (: