Tabasco Sauce of Life

The Tabasco sauce of life is the best spice

all jacked up on hot and heavy, spicy flavor

life's longing for the temptress of thrill

passionate lovemaking, plunging into the deep

first time glow that makes the heart flutter

taking that leap of faith off mount ecstasy

leaves those burning sensations to tickle

lingering after the fluster of prime impact fades 

Author's Note

Inspired after a conversation with someone on WC...ha, not that way!

Reviews

[DrD]

When a woman compares her emotional dimensions to Tabasco sauce, something's definitely amiss. My emotions range more into the tartar sauce range and sometimes accelerating to apple sauce. But it was fun reading even though I am far too innocent to understand it all.

[Frieda P]

You're gonna tell me Myrna doesn't like a kick every now and then doc? ;)

[DrD]

Yeah, she told me. I sent her for karate lessons.

[Frieda P]

;-) have I told you how cute you are doc? Don't let Myrna read this....

[DrD]

Cute? Cute? Baby raccoons are cute. Was Robert Redford cute?

[Frieda P]

Did you really want me to embarress you in this public forum? :-P

[DrD]

Did you ever mail a package to Tom Jones?

[Frieda P]

OMG I just threw up in my mouth, my mother used to listen to Sex Bomb....and he'd gyrate his hips and she acted daft, I wanted to run into heavy traffic lol

[DrD]

Maybe so, but he had a collection of more than 6,000 panties women mailed him from all ove rthe world. That didn't count the ones he collected that came filled.

[Frieda P]

PLEASE STOP, if one of those belonged to my mother, I'm finding a cliff....!!

[J. J. Nightingale]

I attended all of Tom Jones shows in Vegas .. kissed him .. but never threw my knickers !

[DrD]

Kissed him, 'eh? Now we know. Your mother had good taste, thousands of women would vouch for that.

[LA Lorena]

I think he was pretty hot in his time! (Even though I was just a kid) I know my Mom and her sisters loved him!

[J. J. Nightingale]

lol .. He is 72 now .. and he still "HAS IT" ! ..

[LA Lorena]

he does!!!!!

[Frieda P]

It's probably now in the same place as it used to be.

[J. J. Nightingale]

Lol ... :) .....

[Frieda P]

:) that was supposed to be 'NOT' but I take it you got it! .....

[KeeD]

It's safe to assume Tom Jones now has my underwear as well. I really did feel like a sex bomb every time I did the love shack dance to his song.

[Frieda P]

How did I miss this, Tom Jones, seriously, old swivel hips?

[Victoria Elizabeth]

Very good write, Frieda P, keep it up

[That_Girl]

Ooh la la! Seriously though... how do you come up with SO many poems that are ALWAYS good?! Love it!

[Frieda P]

Look who's tawwkin? You're like a human word processor! Now you're gonna jinx me and I'll have writer's block for 3 freakin years :P

[That_Girl]

Hahaha I'll come up with 5 poems in a week and then produce nothing for a month. ;p Haha well, if that happens, I'll create things for you to write about! :D

[Frieda P]

Funny, that' how my last three came to fruition...shoot! ;P

[That_Girl]

Hmmm I'd like to see something about... a stapler, M&M's, and a midget prostitute. And it HAS to be dirty. XD Good luck. Haha

[Frieda P]

LOL all in the same poem!?

[That_Girl]

lmao yes ma'am! :D

[Frieda P]

Only an insane person could produce that...ha

[Frieda P]

...and they liked to called 'little' people, you know PC I am :P

[That_Girl]

'Ight. How about this... I'll make one if you do? :D

[That_Girl]

lmao fine, a "little person" hooker. Better? ;p

[Frieda P]

We don't choose who we fall in love with
the heart wants what the heart wants
my friends say I'm crazy but I don't care
I was horny one night and gave it a shot
he did this kinky weird trick with a stapler
I can't even tell you what it did for my sex life
all the midget wanted in return for satisfaction
was one bag of M&M's and birthday cake
not much to pay for sexual gratification

[Frieda P]

now yours ;-)

[That_Girl]

Hahahaha AWESOME! You're amazing, Frieda. XD

[Frieda P]

pfft I forgot this shows up on the live feed hahahah

[Frieda P]

people are going to think i'm a freak!

[That_Girl]

Hahahaha NO. They'll know I requested it. :D

[That_Girl]

Oh I have to make one?? Hmm okay. One second.

[Frieda P]

haha you want me to look like a damn fool all by myself do ya?

[That_Girl]

I came up with a damn Unicornipede! lol

[Frieda P]

hahahah, more more

[That_Girl]

This is what 2 minutes gets you, darling.

I brought my check book
Promised a “sweet” night
With an olive colored
“Little One”

She walked in
Wearing thigh highs
Glitter glue covered skin
With M&M’s attached

A glint in her eye
Told me she was serious
And when she pulled out
The stapler; I knew I was a goner

[Frieda P]

ROFLMFAO! Bravo...

[Frieda P]

Do they even take checks? ;-)

[That_Girl]

I'll assume they can get desperate...? lmao I dunno.

[Frieda P]

stop ...............my face hurts

[That_Girl]

...why??? I never punched you! ;) kidding lol

[Frieda P]

seriosly have a case of the flippin giggles now haha

[That_Girl]

Haha you're so adorable. :D

[Frieda P]

hahahah that's even fookin funnier, no one's called me adorable since I was in 5th grade!

[That_Girl]

Well apparently you've been around the wrong damn people! D:

[Frieda P]

pfft don't I know it

[John Alexander McFadyen]

Hi Frieda, a saucy hot little number lol. Well written as always. How many poems do you write a week? Some of us mere mortals have to work! You are prolific.

[Frieda P]

Hah, I hide up in my office most days, they think I'm doing paperwork! ;-)

This is the only thing that keeps me sane, or a reasonable facsimile of it anyway....

[John Alexander McFadyen]

What do you do that you can hide in your office. You have to be THE boss to get away with that one

[Frieda P]

I own a childcare center, 90 kids! You think I'm hanging out down there all day! ;-)

[John Alexander McFadyen]

No wonder you hide in your office writing. Anyway why have a dog and bark yourself?

[Frieda P]

Oh I still do, I love the infants, but on my own time, that's the nice part....

[John Alexander McFadyen]

Still do what! Bark? Lol

[Frieda P]

I've been known to bark on occassion ;-)

[KAOlmsted]

I like Tabasco on my popcorn...but clearly this is not a piece about hot sauce ;-) Thanks so much for giving us some spice.

[Frieda P]

Never tried it on popcorn, thanks for the tip The kimmer. ;-)

[KAOlmsted]

it is yum...my pleasure ;-)

[David Scott]

Sounds yummy... At a certain age you have to be careful of ulcers though...
A well done free flowing and image filled poem.
I enjoyed the read.

[The Rock And Roll Cowbo..]

There is nothing like that initial flame of love when it sets your heart of fire... I love the fun metaphoric references.

[Frieda P]

So true, thanks for the read.

[The Rock And Roll Cowboy(REBEL WITH A CAUSE)]

My pleasure... oh and remember as well that variety is the spice of life.

[Frieda P]

Yes, but 'variety' doesn't come in a bottle. :-P

[The Rock And Roll Cowboy(REBEL WITH A CAUSE)]

Sure it goes, Budweiser, Miller, Blue Moon, Coors... the list goes on :)

[Frieda P]

hahaha

[Frieda P]

I stand corrected ;)

[Baby Ricochet]

I'm craving tacos now.

[Frieda P]

;-)

[khalid]

yes life's ups and downs, happiness and sorrow, enjoyment and depression..we all face that. life is hard but we still love it with all its difficulties and whatever it does to us. it is the same like spicy food, it causes pain during eating it and even after eating but still we like it..
i love the similarity you made here between them..
excellent poem

[Neva Flores Smith - Cha..]

Frieda, this made me smile, but is oh so true.

[Frieda P]

ha I know, glad you like it, thanks ;)

[Ruth]

Hot and spicy indeed and I love how you worked the flustering impact here ;) xox

[Frieda P]

haha, if you only knew how many times I changed that word ;)

[Ruth]

lol