Shoegasm

what else? just for fun...but yes I'm serious about shoes!

butterflies for your tootsies

lovely trinkets for the imagination

my heart's desire without an attitude

lusty little morsels to whet your appetite

red fook me shoes are nice

you tripped over my lace

i stepped on your face

nothing flat i scaled the tempo

excitement like cotton candy

round and round and up and down

fly me to the moon in my stilettos

girl's best friend is still her rockin' high hell heels

take the whole package or leave me in my wardrobe

boot strap leather lashes damask across your back  

i'll strip naked but don't disturb my shoes

you'll get a vampy stride up side your head

spike stuck in the chest until you're laid to rest

lovers come and go but these were a bloody steal

you can't hold a candle to my Manolo Blahniks'

Author's Note

don't get your knickers in a twist...it's just for fun! ;)

Reviews

[Kaylor Mason]

I have never understood the fascination that women have for shoes . . . something only a female can get, I think

[Frieda P]

You must be a unicorn! lol ;)

[Keith]

LOL. Nicely put. So let me get this straight, you like your heels.

[Frieda P]

ha is that what you got from this? ;-)

[Keith]

I'm limited by my male brain. I did get the Dom vibe with its sexual control.

[Frieda P]

;-)

[DrD]

I had a friend who put on high heels and it was the first time she noticed her husband was bald on top. Women are like that. Always looking for a way to get up in the world. In Mexico men like women with small feet. That way she can be closer to the stove.

[Frieda P]

Entertaining as always doc! How's bout you get rid of Myrna and we shack up together? Would be more fun than a barrel of squirrel monkeys on crack. ;-)

[DrD]

Your place or mine?

[Frieda P]

pfft...joisey or Meheeco, what do you think??

[KeeD]

"red fook me shoes are nice", one of my major turn on's is seeing a girl in red shoes.
You turn such simple concepts/ideas such as the love of shoes into such amazing art. I love your quirkiness and charm through your poems. Haha and the pictures just seal the deal, really cool :P God I'm such a fan of your writing, I've been writing dark genre related material lately but your poems have made me realize how much I appreciate the "funny" side of life too, great job as always Frieda you never disappoint.

[KeeD]

I also love the way you're like you can get me baby, but you touch my shoes and you get a heel to the chest, hahaha :P too cool.

[Frieda P]

hahaha thanks, glad you enjoyed it, but I'm serious about the shoes!! ;-)

[ms. barrie]

as always i am in awe of your choice of words: always able to capture them in pleasing rhythmic fluidity. endearing, little clever poem with a splash of humor. i adore. 100 to 100 - wonderfully penned. thanks for sharing, my friend :) - btw: i prefer being bare footed, i can barely walk in heels (yes, i'm a klutz)

[Frieda P]

ha I love barefoot too, but shoes make me happy ;D
thanks for the grand review, me and shoes are graciously appreciative!

[ms. barrie]

you're verily welcome, i'll lay here enjoying my fuzzy socks though LOL :)

[Frieda P]

oh, those silly pink ones?! ;-)

[Frieda P]

did you happen to check out an actual 'shoegasm' in my photo gallery?

[ms. barrie]

no will do so now :) --- nope, black fuzzy socks with peace symbols, aqua and white socks, rainbow striped socks and black and grey striped socks. yes i am a sockaholic, help...me!

[Frieda P]

You can go to the next meeting with me, they let sockaholics in too,
hi, my name is frieda and I'm a shoeaholic...

[ms. barrie]

looking forward to it :))

[Frieda P]

afterwards we'll go shoe/sock shopping! ;-)

[ms. barrie]

i'm a 6 1/2 wide :)

[Frieda P]

awe, cute little pudgy feeties ;)

[ms. barrie]

yes, they're as wide as they are long, shoe shopping with me i'm afraid is not fun!

[Frieda P]

I'll buy shoes, you'll have to settle for silly socks ;)

[ms. barrie]

ooooh socks

[ms. barrie]

kudos to you, love the second picture!

[Frieda P]

couldn't resist, it was so apropos!

[KAOlmsted]

HA! I am loyal to my black nylon strappy hug-my-Thingie, which is tighter-than-a-welfare-child-hugs-the-desperate-hope-his-mama-is-ever-going-to-see-and-get-him-again tight on my footie...

I f*****g love those shoes ;-0

[Frieda P]

hahaha, your responses always crack me up!
thanks....

[KAOlmsted]

;-)

[luviva]

haha loved it, u grasped every lady's heart here.
nice write thats all i got say coz am amazed..

[Frieda P]

Thanks, I guess men will never get the sweet caress of leather's rapture enveloping one's foot so elegantly, lol ;-)

[AYVID N]

the stillettoes alone look is the sexiest look in the world. Wear it with pomp and elan. :)
Loved it Frieda! 100/100

[Frieda P]

the thought of a shoegasm has made you tremendously generous dear lady :) thanks so much :)

[David Scott]

I will never understand... Ha.
Enjoy your shoes. By all means dear, enjoy. ;-)
A solid write as well.

[Frieda P]

haha, your's is not to understand but to accept! ;)
Thanks....

[David Scott]

I understood that much mistress...;-)

[Frieda P]

LOL, seriously, laughing out loud!