Yeah, I'm from joisey! What of it?

Just having a little fun with people who think all we say is 'YO"

Yippie-yi-yo-fookin-ka-yay -stay out of my way today!

Yeah, I'm from joisey , what of it?

I'm a badass you'd love to know

what lurks in my mind is not such a mystery

you've been there, we're just LOUDER!

we'll decimate anyone who disagrees

down the shore and so much more

come visit we'll show you a good time

we'll get stuck on the parkway but what the f**k

i know that a bagel is more than a freakin roll

yeah I drink cawfee but i don't tawk funny at all

we know the speed limit means drive 25 mph over

when someone drives slower you get horn & the bird

you want the best pizza or a hot dawg all the way

after that you'll want to stay

you'll not regret it, we don't even have to pump our own gas

we've got the Giants, the Boss and good old Frankie too

Soprano's found us supreme, we'll break your kneecaps if you disagree

stop busting my balls if you wanna live and visit the garden state

come on vacation, leave on probation!!    ;-P

Author's Note

Just for yucks!!

Reviews

[Lydia Shutter]

We hate and love by association
Hurt our friends, face castration
No need for a honkin' horn
When in Joisey you are born

Yea, we are the freakin best place in the world
You're only here if we allowed it
Do ya think I would say somethin' against Joisey?
Yo, hey, fuggedaboudit!

Frieda, it's been over 44 year since I lived in Joisey, but I will always be a Joisey Goil....forevah and evah! I pinky swear! :) Loved this one! Lydi**

[Frieda P]

Hahaha, I'm laughing so hard, my face hurts...great response, face castration alright! Lol...still laughing....pinky swear ;-)

[Lydia Shutter]

:) glad you liked!

[Frieda P]

You made my night !

[Jack...]

I just love Joisey girls.

[Frieda P]

...and TWO are better than one. ;-)

[Jack...]

You can say that again. Youze guys wanna have a potato salad cook off?

[Lydia Shutter]

We love you too, Jack...but if you were a Joisey guy, you'd be wearing a black leather jacket, have a white tank top underneath and a ciggy hanging out of your mouth....Frieda on one arm, me on the other. We can have cawfee and tawk afta! :)

[Lydia Shutter]

potato salad cook off....you are ON....love it!

[Frieda P]

Haha I'm picturing Jack in a muscle shirt now..............

[Jack...]

Doll face, I got all doze and my Chuck Taylors ready and just waitin on the invite. I know the Turnpike from one end to the other, what exit you want me to meet you at?

[Jack...]

And Frieda, I got red Chuck's just for you.

[Lydia Shutter]

Going to choke from laughter here....better both of you should c'mon down here. It is 46 degrees tonight, but I know that is warmer than Joisey!

[Jack...]

Muscle t-shirt... are spanx ok?

[Lydia Shutter]

ROFL too difficult to get in and out of spanx...no way!

[Frieda P]

That's a warm spell, you tease Lydikey...it's 4 degrees here, colder with the wind chill factor. And Jack, Exit 142 B ;-)

[Frieda P]

Spanx....LOL...omfreaknggawd.

[Lydia Shutter]

That's off the Garden State Parkway or the turnpike?

[Lydia Shutter]

So damned cold up there....stay warm, Frieda.

[Frieda P]

Gotta take the parkway, it's no fun if you don't pay to drive in joisey...besides the Turnpike stinks....literally.

[Jack...]

Especially exit #3 down by the Delaware, Phew...nasty big time.

[Lydia Shutter]

Reminds me of a joke....a girlfriend tells her boyfriend to kiss her where it smells....so he drives her to Newark...badum dum! LOL

[Jack...]

And I was thinking Camden.

[Frieda P]

Hahaha Lydi..............

[Lydia Shutter]

Nighty night, youse guys! :)

[Lover Of Words]

Nice peice of work Maddam

[Frieda P]

as in 'mad'? ;-) thanks

[Rob Santana]

LMFAO! FUNNIE write. Now get in the kah and let's go to the barrrrr b que,haha

[Frieda P]

Fuh-gedda-boud-dit ;-) glad you enjoyed it!

[Jibey]

As a native of the land across the pond, I had to work hard to make this out - but I enjoyed the sense of fun, the rollicking with words and the sheer joie de vivre (and keep out of my way if you don't like it) and celebration in this pull up your skirt bit of fun.

[Frieda P]

Jibey, i guess some of it gets lost in translation but I'm glad you enjoyed it, I had fun writing it.

[Jibey]

I'm glad that you like having fun!

[Frieda P]

Just a sidenote, I sent it to my friend in the UK, and she's the one that pointed out hot dog should be 'dawg' :-)

[That_Girl]

Ha! I make fun of the Jersey Slores but I know a few people from Jersey that are awesome guys. So I can appreciate the pride you have in being a native. And I see that here in this piece. Funny and loud. Love it!

[Frieda P]

LOUD? moi? you must be f*****g joking!

[That_Girl]

I never joke about such serious matters. ;D

[Frieda P]

hahah I'm falling in love with you! ;-)

[That_Girl]

Haha uh oh. Don't fall too hard now. ;)

[Frieda P]

pfft! too late....

[That_Girl]

Damn. Well come on over then. ;) haha

[Frieda P]

Wait, I have to gas up my kah first! ;-)

[KarinaT]

You need to send that to the tourist board of Joisey. That makes me put in on my vacation list! Very very funny and so clearly true.
I always liked BonJovi - he's a Joisey boy isn't he? Bad medicine is all we need :-)))

Wonderful to see you in a happy and fun moment. Makes me very happy!

[Frieda P]

haha I get delirious when I'm frustrated! Yep, Bon Jovi too, there were too many to add really, we're great that way lol thanks ;)

[KarinaT]

Right - include hotel recommendations next time ;-)

[Frieda P]

lol, you, you can stay at my place, just be sure to bring that hunka hunka man with you! ;-)

[KarinaT]

Oh I must make sure he reads that - will make his day :-))))

[Frieda P]

Can he, oops i mean you guys, get here sooner if I send one way tickets? ;-P

[KarinaT]

You'll have to ask him about that ;-)

[Frieda P]

lol sure thing!

[AYVID N]

:) a lot of humor yes but i also sense a touch of pride in belonging... :)

[Frieda P]

Thanks, you're so intuitive my love, joisey gets a bad rap, we're really nice people! ;-)