Weaker Than Wednesdays

About me's like linkedin's

Are you interviewing?

Or affecting perception?

Oh.... you don't know do you?

You think you aren't....

What?

Writing the 'worthy'; nothing's fit for display

Without a tweaked out curriculum vitae

Your credentials... maybe even a testimonial

You can't stand on your own, can you?

Accomplishment overstatement - the weak man's porn

Publicly performed masturbation....

God damn unregistered sex offenders

Prey upon envy, prey upon perception

Offending the better substance

You affect the weak

Always eventually with disappointment