Musings on those b******s

Norton sucks.  Just in case anyone out there doesn't know that.  My sister sits at the computer killing it, piece by piece.  Good old registry diving.  It chirps every few seconds; as another piece goes.  This is after running TweakNow RegCleaner...several times.  I can almost hear the program singing "Daisy, Daisy."  Singing it for a long time.   It is interesting to note the number of programs written for the express purpose of removing Norton.  I hate Norton, and those b******s who made it.  Let's talk about those b******s.

  You know those b******s.  They are always up to something.  Who bought all the Dr. Pepper?  Those b******s.  Who caused your random family member's boy/girlfriend to get fired?  Those b******s.  Who killed Kenny?  Again, those f*****g b******s.  Who are they?  Where do they come from?  Why do they target some people more than others?  I've known people whose lives were scarred by those b******s.  Those b******s cost them their jobs.  Over and over again.  What do those b******s have against some people, that they plague every facet of the poor person's life?  I hate those b******s.