The portal

UFOs coming down to stop medieval war

The four capsules burns invisible fire and slowly brings down the royal palace, the royal palace looks exactly like an UFO disk, but what is inside are not little grey beings, rather, they are long shadows without a body, they pass through the doorless spaceship with ease

A vision has appeared, there were intense battles nearby the teleporting radius, this might disrupt the electromagnetic barrier and sabotage the teleportation, the superior beings had no choice but to interfere, even though they wanted to end the war, they did not want to take sides

At Alessandre battlefield, the humans waged primitive wars against each other

"Bring them down!"

"This was my great father's land, the great Alexander!"

"I have returned back to reclaim my land!"

Once nomads, the Rhodians have seek refuge on this half desert half sea territory, it is now known as the sand city of Rhodes, they quickly stood their ground, opening their chests and throwing long spears at the arriving guests

Antifield the battlefield master was attacking via battleships, the incoming little lances could not delay the towering battleships, they setup their cannons and blasted the sandstone walls into bricks and crumbs

Antifield have awaited in the deep ocean for weeks just to rally the whole of his naval force, he have been taught to use all might against one enemy fortress station, this way, no matter how strong the wall, you will have a continuous supply of troops, firepower and ladders to breach the defenses

It was a majestic fight, the watery ships stormed into the broken castle with the seawater flooding the sandstone castle with quartz roofs

But once the ships arrived on land, it couldn't move like a stranded elephant, the naval troops became sitting ducks as well

Fire powder barrels was thrown onto the ship like grenades, fire torches was then thrown onto the gigantic ships, the ship burned like no tomorrow, for the ships were made of 100% wood, the naval troops looked across the ship fences, if they jumped, it would be 20 meters of air before slapping onto the desert floor, 80% death rate I would say, but staying on a burning ship, 100% death rate

And so, they jumped like lemmings

It was both a military setback and a financial disaster, Antifield with 800 gold coins of naval battleships and naval troops against a leaderless rhodian army with possibly 15 gold coins worth of spear weaponry and fire powder barrels

Antifield soon realized his blunder and blew the retreating horn, as the remaining naval force tried to retreat, the battleships keeps hitting the sea rocks, the waters are too shallow as the desert keeps drinking in the salty sea

"Even god can't help us now", Antifield realized he is trapped

Three black shadows loomed through the sky and attracted some of the combatant's attention

"Miss si ya du"

"Ghost ni siwa"

"Water gazer"

"Into the abyss"

A big flash of blinding light passed through the entire zone

It was as though the day turned white

The sun disappeared

The clouds disappeared

The enemies disappeared

Joe biden, a rhodian fighter starts yelling, "I can't see", and then he falls down the sandstone stairs

Pringles, a naval troop starts to walk aimlessly and suddenly dropped off the ship's side, and accidentally flew into the sea, splash!

But the battle still continued,

the blind soldiers fought each other until they realized they are killing their own units

One of the black shadow folds his arms (Disappointed): What are they doing?

After the intense battle, the blind took 330 days to recover their eyesight, and all of them speak legends of devilish beings participating in the battle, the naval troops that were captured have descended to slaves and they kept making breads everyday without fail

The rhodians starts to setup a council whom then requested for a hero to lead the fight against the aggressive Romans

And so the story of  ̶h̶e̶r̶c̶u̶l̶e̶s̶  donald trumpe begins

"I will build the biggest wall the world have never seen"

"The wall will move and devour cities"

"The wall can jump through sea and sand"

"But most importantly,"

"The Romans will pay for it!"

The crowd cheered like a parade as silly as the announcement was

But it was no joke, the council have actually found a device left by the shadow beings during the previous war, it can levitate mass hundred times of its own, its battery recharges based on natural free sunlight, all they now need is an army and a hero

The barrel of imitation wine slams the table, Antifield with a scarred face swears one day, he would take everything back, but as of right now, he is just a breadmaking slave, he would need to convince the army to bring him along, otherwise he would forever be stuck in this sandy pen

On the other side of the sea, the tanned merchant greets the king with a crown of leaves

Roman king: You said you have a plan?

Merchant: Indeed, I have 1000 baby oil bottles

Roman king: I dun understand

The merchant opens his hood, revealing a handsome face, another tactician brings in a vertical map board, the merchant points towards the map of casualties rises the closer the roman army travels from sea to land

Merchant: This is because fire cannons and battle troops are ineffective against the fire-quelling sand and seasoned desert warriors

Merchant: We could launch catapults of baby oil bottles into the enemy's fortress, unlike fire which would disappear on contact with sand, the baby oil will continue to exist and lubricate the sandy paths, the enemies will find it hard to move through the slippery battlefield, often, they will fall, since their shoes have much less grip than ours

Roman king: What should I do with you if you fail?

Merchant: I shall gladly give you my head

The roman king starts a celebration party to boost the troops' morale and to announce the next war

The end