Allergy

latex condoms.

Allergic to latex,
had to use lambskin condoms
they break easier
had to use the morning after pill
that only halfway worked
the kid would’ve been mutated
had to use the special vacuum cleaner the doctor had
then realized
wasn’t allergic to latex
but the detergent he uses
to wash his clothes.
Used the latex.

Author's Note

i have sensitive skin.

Reviews

[Nephil]

You have a massive, hemmorhaging (eff spelling that word) chunk of my sympathy. I can't imagine how much that must have sucked... Wow...

...Wow.

Those vacuum things seem really scary. I don't even the like the dentist...