Chapter One

Hey, it’s nice to meet you. My names Max Steif; but please, call me Maxy. I see that you have picked up my story and considered reading it, so I just wanted to say thanks for the consideration. Even if you don’t want to read it, I still appreciate you at least taking the time to consider it. If you wish to continue reading then that’s great! Although, you probably want to know what it is you’re going to read; of course, you might have already read the description of it but when are those ever really reliable. Am I right? Ha. Anyways… Since you have decided to continue on reading there a few things you should know about me, and this story, before we actually get onto it. First off, you might be wondering who I am and all that fun stuff. Well, as I stated earlier my name is Maxy. But, you might be thinking I’m a boy with a girlish nickname? Or maybe even a girl who just shortened my name. You’re wrong. I’m agender; and don’t worry my friends, if you don’t know what that means I’m gonna explain it to you.

So, I’m agender. What the heck does that even mean? Well for starters it means that I’m neither a boy nor a girl. By the way, boy and girl stand for genders not sex. My sex is of no concern to you, just my gender. Another by the way, gender does not equal sex. Continuing on, but simply not being a boy or girl doesn't even cover all the other possible genders out there that I could potentially be. Oh yeah, trust me, there is a lot. Like for example I’m not genderfluid or bigender and any form of demi or any of the other many genders out there. I’m simply agender. The lack of feeling specifically to one gender. Please, don’t get confused and try to figure out what’s in my pants. I ain't gonna happen. Which also conveniently leads us right up to my next topic. I’m asexual.

No, not like the plants. Don’t be an a*****e and think like that. Although, I’m sure you’re not due to the fact that you’re still reading this. But still, I’m not a plant so don’t think about it that way. What being asexual really means is that I have the lack of sexual attraction towards people. Now, don’t go getting that mixed up romantic attraction, I’ll tell you about that in a moment because sexual and romantic attraction are two different subjects with many different categories. So yeah, I’m asexual but I don’t reproduce like a plant. That’s about all there is to that matter. So I guess that leads us right into the next subject matter. I’m panromantic.

Ah yes, there you see that. I italicized the romantic part to show you how important the last part of the word is. Because like I said, romantic attraction is different than sexual. Anyways, I’m panromantic, which means I feel romantic attraction towards all genders. Not to kitchen ware by the way, I’ve already heard all the jokes and they get old after a while so before you go and make that joke just stop yourself while you’re ahead. Sorry, I keep getting side-tracked with my little rants. As I was saying being pan means I’m attracted to all genders. This includes all the “abnormal” ones, by the way I mean that in a sarcastic manner, such as trigender, genderflux, and many many others out there. Oh! And no! Being panromantic does not mean that I will cheat on you simply because I’m not limiting my options, not that there is anything wrong with doing limiting your options. That’s all on you.

So yeah, that about sums up all the important details about who I am and everything. But hey now, don’t you worry. I know that I barely even scraped the surface of who I am and you probably want to know more about me. The thing is, I can’t just come right out and tell you everything. Just the things that would be harder for you to pick up on, no offense but genders and sexualities need to be addressed because people tend to assume and then things get a little sticky for people. So if you so wish to get to know more about me and my friends you will just have to read about me.

Oh and, sorry if you have already gotten attached to me. I won’t be talking to you all that much seeing how this is my story and all but I will try my best to bring you into the picture as well! Speaking of which… I never even told you what this was about. Silly me. Let’s just put it this way. My life sucks and this isn’t going to be easy for you to read. Stuff happens to me that you will, if you have a soul, will not like. You might want to throw this book or you might even want to stop reading it. And that’s your call. But don’t worry. I promise everything that happens to me is made up. You know, because I’m a fictional character. And this stuff will only happen to me when you read it, but please. Don’t be afraid to read it because even though it might damage me, I will grow stronger from it. So, this is about the end of the first chapter. Wow two whole pages. What a great chapter. I mean, it’s gonna be short cause this was just introductory and everything, My actual story chapters will be longer don’t worry. So here we go. The beginning of our story. Hopefully we both make it to the end. Just kidding, I know how this goes for me.