Cutie pieA Story by Zoya
Josh Moore was a poor man. He led a bad life, a sad life; was twenty-five, no kids, no wife. Just an old mother, who croaked more than she spoke, was a terrible bathroom poet, and had been going gaga lately.
“Oh Almighty, what did I do to deserve this life?" Josh's mother began. "Are you angry with me? And what about my husband? Is he still crossed with the epitaph I got engraved on his tombstone? I really don't know what's the fuss about.” “Grow up, mother. Be thankful the landlord didn't kick us out when he saw you sharing the beer with his dog. As for the epitaph? Seriously, woman - “The belt to our jeans, the toast to our beans, RIP, by all means.” If father was alive, he'd die reading that.” Josh chided. “Truth is all I write. Your father was so dear to us!” “Anyway. I got you a new phone.” “Oh Almighty, what did I do to deserve this life! What did I do to deserve this handsome young man as my son! God bless, God bless.” She said, snatching the phone from Josh’s hands. “Ooh, what are all these new apps. Got to check them out!” “I hope you won't waste your-” “Oh my God, that's the ChitChat app! Have to open an account right away!” She couldn't hide her excitement. In no time she was shouting at the top of her lungs- “I found Beth, I found Beth!” It sounded as if she just came across a long lost friend. Beth lived only a few blocks away. “Calm down, mother.” “Look, she posted a picture!” She pressed the phone into Josh’s face. He squinted. It was a family picture. Beth Gibson, her old, serious-looking husband, and her cute, little son sleeping soundly in her lap who looked more like a cute soft-toy. The caption read- “Happy birthday, angel” “I've got to comment on that!" She exclaimed. "Oh look at you. Aren’t you something! May God bless you and may you live a long and happy life. Happy Birthday, cutie pie!” With a lot of cringeworthy emojis. Sent. “God, he's grown so fast. I remember visiting Beth around four months ago at the time of her delivery.” Josh contemplated. “Right you are. Hasn't been much time since his bir- wait a minute.” Josh’s mother stopped midway. Her new phone beeped. Beth Gibson: My husband said thank you. © 2018 ZoyaAuthor's Note
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