one's priorities in posting

no the goblin was not playing zen here, "...naah, I want to d an incredible post, that's right one like where she just explodes as fireworks do in the hot night sky to the radio tunes in the back of my car, a real tigress, a temptress, an angel without mercy to her unbridled passion, yes a post like that then or in other words, one like a really good cup of coffee, oh yes, that's the type of post I deserve to do mortals, wait as sec though, on second thoughts, just completely forget that passionate woman bit, just hand over the coffee instead, well I will let you live if you do..."