another writer's forum, another final ultimateum, another banA Story by fleamailman
“...look, all I have said from the beginning, and in the friendliest
possible way too, is that this is how I'm going to write here, and how I
intend to remain writing too, where I've not once been rude, nor
attacked anyone back for their comments so far, oh except perhaps by inflection
from this stance perhaps, for I don't care to write like the others do, besides the readability of my posts is already known to me...” mused the
goblin continuing “...so yes, you may hate my writing style for whatever
reason you like, even taking yet more punitive actions against me for not
buckling in, but you won't change me, any more than you can turn this
forumland into your bookworld, for those days are gone where no doubt somebody will still read a book from time to time, yes but where this
forumland with "short interactive content" such as posts are, and a
vocal forum readership, which is what posters are, are all today's
reality now...”, simply, the goblin's writing style was his guise of anonymity
here, where he carefully hid himself behind some lax grammar usage,
saying “...look, if ever started writing in that ever so correct yet
tediously dull boringly obvious and repetitively old hat sort of way
that you're demanding of me now, then medusa would simply home in as to
who or what was writing this, whereas this way then, I imagine she is
might be quite dumbfounded at the audacity of actually coming across
someone anonymous who isn't hoodwinked by her dowry of fame and fortune...",
in fact, the goblin at times felt that medusa might actually dislike
the goblin even more than any of her writing-clone suitors did, saying
"...no let's be honest here, I mean once everyone caves in and starts writing as perfectly as you suggesting is it any wonder that afterwards they then
need usernames to all tell them apart, ah but I digress so, so we
mustn't let mudusa down now and keep her waiting too, so no I'll
decline your final ultimatum and just accept your ban instead..."
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