goblin avoiding met expectations

the goblin showed up and regally welcomed the new member to this site, and then had the bad habit of losing himself looking across the bistro floor at a baby propped in a babychair who in turn, and in big eyed baby sort of way, was looking back at the goblin, "...her trick..." the goblin started, somehow guessing that it had to be a little girl here, since a little girl interacted with people more than a little boy who would being trying to escape from the babychair instead, but the goblin just continued "...is to drop the toy on the floor for someone to pick  it up, to which someone naturally would, placing it in her little hand with some "aren't you cute" uttering together with a smile...", to which moments later, and after she has licked the toy clean again, she notes her next target, in this case the typing goblin here,  seeing if he is game, and just extends her arm in that slow deliberate way letting the toy slip from her fingers, only to notice that the goblin is only smiling looking on, of course he knows he'll pick it up for her in after she has noted its failure but not before typing this post, saying "....you see in writing it's the same, for if you only do what is expected, as and when it is expected of you too, then you will not be noticed for your meeting their met expectations by it..." and with that the goblin welcomed the new member once more before slowly returning the toy with a smile