stars and stripes are for hYpocrites

America is not free

America is not brave

We supported slavery

The Internet is our cave

We will not help lest you’re beautiful or dead

Just be you unless you’re fucked up in the head

America is not smart

America is not rich

We take religion too far

We laugh at you while you twitch

I promise we’re no more unique than England’s food

S***s are the lowest ones but virgins are prudes

America is not green

America is not kind

Our farming nature’s obscene

Our genders are pre-assigned

We wave our dollars in the face of all distress

Twinkies are vital but equality’s in progress apparently

Democrats mean nothing if your laws are inadequate

I’m beginning to think stars and stripes are for hYpocrites

We’ve more fat than we have truth

No vagina? You’re a dude

You’re not female?

You weren’t raped

You’re a child

You can’t escape

Conversation? We have guns

We’re not bullies

We’re just fun

Child support is optional

but visitation is demand

What are you still doing here?

I’m pretty sure I’m speaking clear

You can’t fly?

Oh, that’s too bad

Kill yourself

We’ll all act sad