My Work Hates Me

Funny humor about work

I wake up to a normal day

Sun shining birds a chirping.

Sleep still foggy in my head.

 

Walk to work with a skip in my step.

Nothing happens, wait now thats not normal,

Normally I fall or drop something,

something always happens.

 

Get to work a little weary.

Grab a coke, sharing it with Heather.

 

It only gets worse from there.

 

My card got lost gotta find it.

Someone logged into my phone.

Desktop locks me out

Cant work

Gotta wait

 

My work hates me today.

Oh Well

Guess I get to catch up on my reading

Author's Note

the "sharing it with heather" part has to do with the whole Coca-cola thing thye are doing putting ppls names on it saying Share a coke (insert name) mine said heather. thats my mothers name lol ^-^