Tips on how to Deal with a Telemarketer

FOLLOW THEM PLEASE

You know those oh so annoying calls?
telemarketers
They piss you off so much right?

Wells heres tips on how to deal with them
THE RIGHT WAY

1. Don't be rude to them
its not their fault your number popped up on their call list

2. Don't be mad when their information is wrong
again ITS NOT THIER FAULT that the lists they were given were never updated

3. DO NOT MOCK THEM!!!
They are Smart people annd know when you are, They have feelings to you know!

4. DO NOT UNDER ANY CUIRCUMSTANCES CALL THEM NAMES OF ENDERMENT
baby, sweetheart, hunny, sweety. Its creepy, uncomfortable, and makes you look like a disrespectful creep

5. DO NOT CALL THEM DEGRADING NAMES
B***h, The C word, W***e, ect ect, all it does is make you look like a complete and utter disrespectful Douchbag

6. the most improtant one of all!!!
If you are fed up completely then just NICELY ask them to put you on thier do not call list
It takes 30 days for that request to go through after that you wont be bugged by them again

THERE YOU GO PEOPLE.
NOW COME ON
LETS ALL PLAY NICE
SHALL WE???

Author's Note

I am getting so fet up with the stupid ignorant people at work... Sorry I know this isnt much of a poem....