Severus Snape's Thanksgiving

This one goes out to all the Harry Potter fans, cheers.

Lord please, I don't know why you chose,
When creating me, to give me a big nose,

Even when I tried every spell,
None of them, did ever work well,

That Harry Potter, had had the guts to snigger,
When he'd looked, and saw my nose had grown bigger,

The other day, it had grown warts,
The Weasely twins mimicked shooting it with darts,

I had fancied sending them on suspension,
But Minerva had stepped in, and instead they got detention,

Then my nose had grown half a mile,
I'd thought it best, to stay home awhile,

Dumbledore had come to see me,
And had thought it wise, to leave me be,

Voldemort on the other hand hadn't cared,
And to protest? I wouldn't haved dared!

So into Godric's Hollow, I'd gone spying,
My very own nose, I found myself denying,

Bellatrix my companion, had shreiked with delight,
Enjoying thoroughly, my current plight,

That was until, I cursed her hair,
Giving her an afro, a look that was quite rare,

At the end of the mission,
We had both made a decision,

We would visit Voldemort's lair,
And kindly suggest him growing some hair,

But in the end, I'm thankful I have a nose,
Some people have none, what about those?       

Author's Note

I had fun writing this, hope you like it. Thanks a lot for your reviews ;)

Reviews

[Timeless-Chan]

ahahah! This is so cute! Poor snape!:P But he's right! he's lucky he has a nose... I mean look at moldy... oops I mean Voldemort;) very cute! Love this!