if nothing ever happens (do this)

Works...! it really works!

"If nothing ever happens,"
Do cry!
But I bet tears won't be coming out.
Lacrymal glands do not actually support, especially during such crucial times.

"If nothing ever happens,"
Start looking for gossip points.
It comes by bitching and exhibiting the gift of gab,
the thing which you never indulged in all this while..

"If nothing ever happens,"
Start inventing and experimenting with some standardised cuss words.
It gives you an immense pleasure,
Knowing the fact that you are not cursing the other person,
but yourself!

"If nothing ever happens,"
Start formulating a future course of action.
Make a list of whom you will and will not be humble to.

"If nothing ever happens,"
Start walking around the house or take a stroll anywhere .
Make sure you are humming the song whose singer's voice you can imitate to the best of your abilities.
(I prefer Ellie Goulding)

"If nothing ever happens,"
Text a crazy pal,
Ask for some advice which, eventually,none of you will be following.

"If nothing ever happens,"
Talk about the "same" person who has overthrown your feelings.
The biggest possible mistake you could make is trying to divert the topic and speaking about something (someone) else.

"If nothing ever happens,"
Try contacting the same person, always embroidering into the complex hollow of your twisted mind a "+(positive)" sign.
Grab your all time favourite buddy, the cell phone and leave a text.
Even if it doesn't end well!

"If nothing ever happens,"
Write a poem or any crappy little thing on even a crumpled piece of paper with an already worn out pen too.
Write a poem like I am writing now.

Because ,
Sometimes in life you just have to say "I hate you" and move on.

Author's Note

Thanks for coming all the way down to where it finally stops!

Reviews

[Misery]

It was a long journey down to where it finally stops, but it was worth the journey.
I am glad to know it works, fatty. Even when nothing happens - your poetry is still happening.

[fattycbreezy52]

yes.And no man on this earth could stop it before his will.
I am glad that you quickly pick up those instances which really form the very basis of my poems:)

[Misery]

Your poetic spirit is a war worthy to be waged, dear fatty.

[Tom McRoberts]

Your writing always has an intelligence to it, though not the kind of intelligence people aspire to in poetry: the shallow attempts at mimicking our form's heritage. A raw, youthful intelligence. Great write, you punk rocker!

[fattycbreezy52]

yes,21st century is all about modifications.I can even write that same mainstream poem having all those traits which everyone aspires to in poetry.But trust me,you will not even care to comment on it.It will be superficial,a complete artifice.That is why I only write when i feel like.I don't just compose for the sake of composing it .You can't think too hard while writing something .It's just like entering in a coventional Essay competition.This is how they kill creativity:)