My Silliest Tale Ever!

just a bunch of silly things that woke me up one night running thru my mind.

My Silliest Tale Ever!

 

 

 

WITH PEN IN HAND I WRITE THIS TALE,

WHILE INTERVIEWING A SNAIL;

WHILE I WAS TALKING SOMETHING

CAUGHT MY EYE SO I LOOK TO SEE,

AND YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT BUT,

I SAW AN ELEPHANT CLIMBING HIGH

IN THE TREE.

I BLINKED AND LOOKED AGAIN

BUT, I WAS INTERUPTED BY THE CAT

ASKING TO BORROW MY PEN.

NOW, I FELT THAT I WAS STEPPING INTO

ANOTHER WORLD SO I WENT

OUTSIDE TO TAKE A WALK.

WHILE WALKING DOWN THE STREET,

JUST WHO DO THINK NEXT I DID MEET?

I CAME ACROSSED A WALRUS DRAWING

ON THE SIDEWALK WITH CHALK.

BY THIS TIME I FELT I REALLY NEEDED A SHRINK,

SO I WENT TO THE OFFICE AND

WHOA IS ME, A KANGAROO

ANSWERED THE DOOR.

AS I BECAME ALERT AGAIN, I FOUND

THAT A GORRILA HAD PICKED ME UP OFF THE FLOOR

AND A GOLDFISH WAS HANDING ME A DRINK.

I SAT IN A CHAIR TO WAIT MY TURN,

REALIZING MY INSIDES WERE BEGINNING TO CHURN.

WHEN IT WAS MY TURN TO GO IN , I WISHED I COULD SEND IN MY TWIN,

BUT, WHEN I WENT THRU THE DOOR FRIGHTENED AT WHAT THEY MIGHT SAY;

GEE WHIZ, MY DOCTOR WAS SITTING IN THE CHAIR

KNITTING WITH THE NURSES HAIR.

BY NOW YOU THINK THAT I AM JUST DAFT,

BUT, ALL IM REALLY TRYING TO DO

IS MAKE YOU LAUGH!

 

 

Author's Note

one night as I was sleeping i woke up with this silly tale running through my head