Dirty Underpants

Dirty Underpants

A Poem by Barbara Walker
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This poem is my way of sharing my views on a certain male fashion craze

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Guys, young and not so young,
what makes you think we want to see your bum?
I ask you, please,
are you comfortable with pants around your knees?

I am appalled and look askance,
when you show your dirty underpants.
I'm sick of seeing your bum,
when will this fashion craze be done?

Although, it is hilarious and so much fun,
to watch you hold your pants when you try to run.
If you saw yourself from behind, walking,
you'd change your pants without balking,

because you'd see yourself holding your pants at the waist, so tight,
with knees bent outward to keep your jewels from the light.
To others, you look so asinine,
while you think you look, oh, so fine.

Please, get some pants that truly fit
and you'll be able to run and sit
and I can enjoy the sun,
instead of seeing your glaring bum.

© 2013 Barbara Walker


Author's Note

Barbara Walker
Truly, I could not keep this inside me any longer!

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Yes...I have often thought about putting this ridiculous fashion into verse...Great job

Posted 11 Years Ago


Barbara Walker

11 Years Ago

Thank you!

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Added on October 21, 2013
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Tags: bum, pants, fashion, walking, run, waist

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Barbara Walker
Barbara Walker

Lake Havasu City, AZ



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I am retired from the Postal Service. I find I write poetry to help myself through difficult times and I have written many poems in response to the chronic pain I've been living with for over 30 year.. more..

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