Dirty UnderpantsA Poem by Barbara WalkerThis poem is my way of sharing my views on a certain male fashion craze
Guys, young and not so young,
what makes you think we want to see your bum? I ask you, please, are you comfortable with pants around your knees? I am appalled and look askance, when you show your dirty underpants. I'm sick of seeing your bum, when will this fashion craze be done? Although, it is hilarious and so much fun, to watch you hold your pants when you try to run. If you saw yourself from behind, walking, you'd change your pants without balking, because you'd see yourself holding your pants at the waist, so tight, with knees bent outward to keep your jewels from the light. To others, you look so asinine, while you think you look, oh, so fine. Please, get some pants that truly fit and you'll be able to run and sit and I can enjoy the sun, instead of seeing your glaring bum.
© 2013 Barbara WalkerAuthor's Note
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StatsAuthorBarbara WalkerLake Havasu City, AZAboutI am retired from the Postal Service. I find I write poetry to help myself through difficult times and I have written many poems in response to the chronic pain I've been living with for over 30 year.. more..Writing
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