My Unique Body

this is a work of fiction.

My local butcher hates my head,

He says it looks like the pig he just fed.

My head is square,

My body is long

So sometimes at night i wear a thong.

My arms are long,

my elbows are short,

If they see my face,

i will be sent to court.

My neck is long,

my nose out of shape,

sometimes at night,

i stick it with duck tape.

My foot is hairy,

my toes are soft,

sometimes they squeak,

when i enter a mosque.

My body is so unique,

i look so weird,

i wish i was normal,

But they i wouldn't be

ME!!!!!!!

i love myself

and so should 

YOU!!!!!!!

Author's Note

This is something i made in year 5 earlier
im only 10