I'll Kill you with this Spoon

If you ever come at me again with that knife

I’ll kill you with this spoon

I wouldn’t start making plans

Because I’m sure that day will come soon

 

You cut me with that

I’ll surely pop your eye out

So let’s just not try it

Because I don’t want to see you sit and pout

 

You even touch me once

I’m going to shove this down your throat

So baby lets not go there

Because I’m not ready to get my coat

 

If you ever come at me again with that knife

I’ll kill you with this spoon

So I wouldn’t start making plans

Because I’m sure that day will come soon

 

 

Author's Note

This one makes me a laugh a little. The thought of killing someone with a spoon is quite ridiculous.

Reviews

[Jen]

I really liked the repetition of my favourite stanza in this particular poem

"If you ever come at me again with that knife

I’ll kill you with this spoon

So I wouldn’t start making plans

Because I’m sure that day will come soon"


& the fact that I know exactly what it's about makes it all the more enjoyable :)
All in all, very powerful & emotional piece. Props to you McTwitch :) :P

[run vs remember]

Nice. :) Creative, simple...not deep at all. Exactly what I needed to rest my tired mind.

[Kaleidoscope Apocalypse]

This was quite creative!

It is, in its very essence, morbidly hilarious.

The flow was great, it read nicely, and I enjoyed the pace.

Interesting write!

[John Stussy]

It made me laugh. It has a comical darkness about it, because it's a spoon for christ sake! I could just see the news report the next day.

*completely straight-faced news reporter reading* "Last night Mr. Arnold Smith was murdered in his house. The weapon of choice for the killer was a spoon. The poor man didn't stand a chance. The bent and bloody utensil is secured and will be used as evidence in the case against Mrs. Smith." looks to the other reporter* "Makes you wonder what he did to tick her off to such an extent as to use a spoon on him, eh Judy?"

:P

[Suki]

ha this is funny but cool and the picture matches so well!

[MandarinOranges]

oh yeah! the picture fits perfectly too!!

[MandarinOranges]

I agree, quite ridiculious, but makes for an intresting, rather humerous write. Another excellent poem, my fav so far!

[Legion]

I hear you can drown in a tablespoon of water, so it is possible. What a strange piece. I like it though.

[Saving Grace]

love it. its original and thoughtful and dark. you stand up for yourself, it makes a point yet its humorous too.

[Suffer In Silence]

friggen' love it !
i was there when you came up with the two first lines : D

[Sapphire.Diamond]

are you f*****g crazy