I'll Kill you with this Spoon

If you ever come at me again with that knife

I’ll kill you with this spoon

I wouldn’t start making plans

Because I’m sure that day will come soon

 

You cut me with that

I’ll surely pop your eye out

So let’s just not try it

Because I don’t want to see you sit and pout

 

You even touch me once

I’m going to shove this down your throat

So baby lets not go there

Because I’m not ready to get my coat

 

If you ever come at me again with that knife

I’ll kill you with this spoon

So I wouldn’t start making plans

Because I’m sure that day will come soon

 

 

Author's Note

This one makes me a laugh a little. The thought of killing someone with a spoon is quite ridiculous.

Reviews

[Jen]

I really liked the repetition of my favourite stanza in this particular poem

"If you ever come at me again with that knife

I’ll kill you with this spoon

So I wouldn’t start making plans

Because I’m sure that day will come soon"


& the fact that I know exactly what it's about makes it all the more enjoyable :)
All in all, very powerful & emotional piece. Props to you McTwitch :) :P

[Bexfinch]

Hahaha the thoght of killing someone with a spoon is funny lol i enjoyed it .

[Elvina CZq]

If this made you laugh a little, well, it made me laugh out loud. haha. Who would've thought to kill someone with a spoon. That's kind of creative though. Somehow, I could imagine this poem to children's nightmare read. lol

[Angie Diane♥&hea..]

Nice poem I loved it.

[Lucy Kennedy]

I love this. Its humorous and poetically flows well. And to be honest you could kill someone or atleast hurt them with anything if you tried.

Oh goodness, I was reading this and then I had a sense of deja vu. Because I have been attacked with a knife before. Well, almost. And I just remember standing in the kitchen and then just suddenly, yeah. Well, not suddenly. I most likely provoked it. Okay, so I did provoke it.

ANYWAY, back to the poem, this made me laugh as well, because the title most certainly caught my attention and the picture made me laugh. Reminds me of in "The Chronicles of Riddick" when Riddick says something like "I'll kill you with this teacup", and then he does.

[ShadowHaze]

hehe.. that is funny.. Killing someone with a spoon. Thats comical(sp?) xD

[Lizzy]

Haha I like it!! Thanks for reviewing me btw. Good job. I like the idea of killing someone with a spoon. You sure would have to be clever. :)

[The Flawed]

This is a good poem, but I must say I like the picture more, it's a great picture.

[lost inside]

This is so cute,
I like this one.
can feel the emotion in it