a Prime Deal

a Prime Deal

this is to confirm your order

1 heart

amazon prime delivery

one day maybe

the fastest love you ever experienced

we might leave it at your door

if you are not home

If you are not satisfied with the product

we will pay the postage for you to send it back

we are so sure you will love her

that if you order within the next 15 minutes

we will send you 2 hearts

for the price of one

in case the first one breaks you

or is defective

If you find true love with this product

and are happy together

please write a positive review

on amazon

that way others will be inclined

to order love online

and our business will thrive

nothing personal.

erin-cilberto

7/12/21

Reviews

[Betty Hermelee]

I love love this poem., so clever, and kind of a spoof on Amazon Prime; yes one can gt almost everything on this earth at Amazon!!! Even 2 hearts for one price!!! Great job, but what would we have done during COVID???? TG for them!!! Best always, B.

[jacob erin-cilberto]

good point, Betty...

thank you for your words,
j.

[Betty Hermelee]

Always J… I love your mind!!

[John the Baptist]

Two hearts for the price of one? Make it one and a pacemaker with a guaranteed 2 day delivery and I'll order now.

[jacob erin-cilberto]

I'll throw in two pacemakers if you order within the next five minutes.
thank you, John,
read moreI'll throw in two pacemakers if you order within the next five minutes.
thank you, John,
j.

[Poetic Beauty]

This sounds like mail order brides Amazon style. It is comical. Order two Incase one breaks you. Ha hilarious because it’s most likely going to happen.

So many creative lines and thoughts in this poem. Well done

[Patricia Wedel]

I fell for this Hook, Line and Sinker... now I am a Thinker... with Love on Line.
tenderly, Pat

[adornoscousin]

In capitalism, all is for sale. I think about this a lot. Everything is for sale all of the time. All relations have been replaced by cash (actually credit now). this is destroying human relations and the environment. not sure if this is where you were going with this..

[Vertigo Cat1111]

Woah, this concept is wholly amazing. The way it's written, so quippy makes it even better and seems as if it was extremely fun to write. The metaphors are amazing and it's deep in such a way you don't often see. It's clever and fun, yet really sad when you think about it.

'if you are not home, If you are not satisfied with the product, we will pay the postage for you to send it back'

This was the particular line that really got me. True love is so hard to find that when we find it, we keep it tight within our grasp whether it's the right thing to do or not. I just think this was so genius and I could see this piece really blowing up into something big. I absolutely loved this piece and it's going well into my favorites!

[Fran Marie]

A two for one prime deal
sounds good ..but
as with love there's
no guarantees that
it will last ..oh what
the heck 2 hearts for
the price of one ;
"wrap it up I'll take it"
looks like you had fun
writing this one..

[jacob erin-cilberto]

yes, it was very much fun...I think I have fun writing anything that comes to me....feel blessed to get to do it.
thanks, Fran, please allow 4 days for delivery.
j.

[Fran Marie]

you 're so welcome it was
a fun read..send it COD..lol

[andrew mitchell]

Has love sadly become this emotion for sale in telemarketing? I wonder. Great write J and now put on your helmet and enjoy your love product, all fantasies included, handcuffs extra. :)

[jacob erin-cilberto]

they always get you somewhere, the price is never what it seems at first.
thank you, andrew.
j.

[Julie McCarthy (juliesp..]

love the several metaphors here
love it love it love it
oh thats too personal lol
anyway great write Jacob
hope you are well!

[jacob erin-cilberto]

thank you, Julie, glad you could enjoy it.
j.

[Hayllie]

This is very clever, and very fun to read and immagine. Think of how great it could be to just order a heart online for if one breaks. Something that happens more than it dont! Very nice read!

[jacob erin-cilberto]

Thank you for your kind review, Hayllie,
j.